To Jen...God, I just went through and read all of the first notebook last night. Man, were we crazy! And we sure did have loads of good times. We were a couple of wild and crazy girls! And somewhow Corey Peck wrote in it just as much as us, funny, huh? The last person you'd expect to be friends with us was actually a really good one. Just goes to show you can't judge a book by its cover.
We've been friends a few short years, together we've chugged many beers
In this time we've learned a lot, like how dumb we acted when we smoked pot
Singing Nirvana in my brothers car, sneaking out and not getting far
Just a few memories of me and you, like giving Mini Thins to Lenon to make him spew
Playing with a possessed OUIJA, before regular school spraying the Freesia
Skipping school was always fun, seeing our men was number one
Dating the boys that are always punk, going to Dee's and smelling the funk
Haning out with Will at Regatta, should we ditch him? Yeah, we oughta!
The party at your house where there were just four, it might've been fun if there had been more
You wanted to hook up with George and Nick, the thought of that just made me sick
Crying to Veruca Salt, BRAKE CHECKS! coming to a screeching hault
Spraying our asses with Mango body spray, flashing every guy that comes our way
Acting like Lesbos to get a laugh, wishing Dee would take a bath
"Nuthin says lovin like cheese on your face!", all of the phrases that can't be replaced
Making out with guys in the backseat of my car, it was the only place either of us ever got far
Kentucky Kingdom was a blast, remember when Phil busted his ass?!
Brandyn liked our boyfriends, he's such a fat fag, the pube in my mouth that made me gag
Playing Nightmare in the dark, Danny leaning over and letting a fart
Jerge, the walking penis at voca, "I smell wood...", but thats okay
Tyler's big ole luscoious lips, Danny's majic fingertips
New Years Eve at Veronica's came, I told P-Nut you wanted to do the train
Me, you, and Tyler playing in the rain, Ron sittting in the car, being a pain
In clarksville we must've had all the right moves, cuz everyone thought we were so damn smooth
Off my car there flew a wheel, in to a big fucking cornfield
Then there was your big third nipple, and the time I told you that you walk like a cripple
Jason Dunns party was a really big bore, so we went to the bowling alley and acted like whores
A quarter, I'll do anything for, while you were drunk and passed out on the floor
Jenny's party was a big ole flop, we only had wine coolers and ran from the cops
Hanging out at Ron's really sucked, we all got kicked out cuz his 'rents thought you fucked
Us at the hair show waving our money, for the hot guys on stage, don't laugh, it ain't funny!
At Tylers we though we saw Ron and we ran, I wanted my money, and you know this...MAN!
Getting pissed off cuz we bought the same shoes, goin to Chads and drinkin the booze
Leaving school with Tim was a breeze, there was nothing to do, so we went down to Dees
At your house with Josh you were ready to please, while I was with Lenon, down on my knees
I met him at the Teen Center dance, and it took him a year just to get im my pants
Up at the movies we saw Phillip and cruised, Lenon tried to ______ me and went home all bruised
In Bio 1 my nickname was Breezy, I think Mr. Waller just thought I was easy
Remember when both of us wanted Corey? We can't leave old pecker-head out of the story
Lenon still has an outragoeous tab, from treating me like a taxi cab
Anymore to be with me he has to beg, remember the time when he blew up his leg
On Friday we almost got a ride, but they happened to notice Lenon inside
We went to his house and he acted like a chode, then he told us to get off the comode
Tyler will learn and finally see, at the end of the month, you don't mess with me!
At first everyone thought that Ron was bi, but don't tell Jen, she'll start to cry
Bron, Leno, Tye-Rye, and Dil, remember when you farted on Phil?
Sittin around and singing to Grease, we went to Ponderosa to have us a feast
Sitting in Kroger parking lot, starting to doze, don't fall asleep, or I'll pick your nose!
Standing at the bowling alley we don't really miss, except for the time that lenon drank piss
He got all mad and acted like a wussy, but thats ok, cuz we heard he cant get no PUSSY!
Fake threesomes with Lenon and bearing our pubes, when you walk into dees, don't get knocked down by the fumes
Behind the voca bus we were always harrassed, laughing at Danny when he was stoned off his ass
Tyler and Phil at your house with "the whip", me wishing Lenon would have a dick drip
Drop kicking "patty" with a boom, the farts you let at voca filled the room
Down on the river we left as fast as we can, getting chased by a fat bitch screaming "you fucking my man!?"
seeing Jiah downtown and almost showing our titties, Tyler and Phil abusing your kitties
Remember when we started hanging out with Mary Jo? She was nice, but nothing but a big slutty ho
Mary Youngblood said "oh, Lenon likes me so much!", yeah, thats why he always cringed at her touch
Then theres the time Tim Muster puked in Jennys car, we left him in the country, and he didn't walk far
We had a 5 month miscommunication drought, it only took 5 minutes for everyone to find out
"We're on the highway of life and we're goin (goin, goin), you made me cut my hair and now its fro'in (fro'in, fro'in)
My uncle says smokin crack is pretty cool, boy Seths ass sure did make us drool
Seeing Cortino in Cincy was fate, don't ya know butt raping cows is just fucking great?
"Hold this, Calvin" was our favorite line, ha,ha you thought Mike Morris was fine!
In the lesbian chat room, "she's fucking me!", I freaked out til you said hows it goin, Bre?"
We both turned 18 and got our tongues pierced, and hd to wait until weekends to get_______ something fierce!
Late night porn flicks, playing with our own clits
Your punk ass shaved your muff, I told you the growing out stage would be fucking tough!
Getting drunk at parties everyday, wishing Kelly and amber would move away
Buying condoms at 4 in the morn, damn shame Amara had ever been born
So what if we conspired to egg her car? But if we kick her ass we'll get locked behind bars
OH MY GOD! theres a pube over there!Oh, wait, thats just one of Amaras nappy hairs
