Spanish Class Tales
NOTE:
Yeah okay so these arent about spanish class, these are what we wrote in spanish class. Also these are inside jokes so they are going to seem pretty wierd to the Non-Spanish-Class people, but the stories are still pretty damn funny. The writers are either me or my friend Sabrina. I found like 4 more stories in the back of my binder, which one is the very FIRST Spanish Story Tale ever written ;) so pretty soon, (when I find time) I'll get them on here.
THE VERY FIRST GI LIZ STORY
One day, Liz got a call.
"Hello Liz." The president of the United States said. "Your country needs you."
"But I'm not American!" Liz said "I'm Canadian."
"We know that but MY country needs you! You're the best spy/G.I./cop/rodeo queen around!
Liz sighed. "Fine, send a plane up for me."
So Liz went to save the USA. Yay Liz! When Liz got to the secret headquarters the boss man told her she needed to get a new black outfit.
"Yay." she thought.
She picked out a black leather outfit, but it was so tight she couldn't move. So they got someone else to do the job 'cause she couldn't move and a cow died for no reason 'cause she couldn'get it off to return it.
THE END
By: Sabrina
Once upon a time, there was a super heroesse. She was a normal person, but she had G.I. power! Her name was G.I. Liz! G.I. Liz lived like a normal girl, but when there was trouble, G.I. Liz put on her camo-clothes, smeared on some war paint and saved the world! She was sitting in her normal spanish class one day, struggling with a tricky spanish question.
"Que tiempo hace?" The spanish teacher repeated patiently.
As she contemplated the question she heard quiet cackeling laughter. She glanced around but didn't see anyone laugh. She tried to block out the manical laughter, but it pounded in her head. She suddenly realized who it was!
"OH NO!" she said "It's Alien Ryan!"
"Yes it is I" said Alien Ryan, his antenna bouncing as he got up.
In his hand he held a binder with a maze on either side of it.
"This is my amazing maze binder, it controlls minds."
"Oh no!" thought G.I. Liz.
But she tried to save everyone anyways. In a burst of light, G.I. Liz's outfit magicly became magic camo, and smeared war paint on her face. She then grabbed a granade, threw it at alien Ryan, and watched as he burst into flame and died slowly.
THE END
By: Sabrina
One day Super Sabrina was called up. El pequeno Perro (the small dog) was in trouble!
"OH NO!" Cried Super Sabrina "I have to save him!"
So Super Sabrina flew over to G.I. Liz's secret base for help. G.I. Liz didn't want to go though, because she was sleeping. Finally with mucho persuading G.I. Liz said she would help.
"Yay! Lets go save El Pequeno Perro!" Exclaimed Super Sabrina
So Super Sabrina and G.I. Liz set out to save the spanish dog.
Finally they found the bad guy's lab. Un Pequeno Perro was tied to a pole above a vat of butter! *GASP*
"NOOOOOOOO!" Cried Super Sabrina and G.I. Liz
Super Sabrina flew up and untied Un Pequeno Perro. Then G.I. Liz and Super Sabrina did 'HIYA' and 'KAPOW' thingies. Then they tied the super bad guy up. When the police came, Super Sabrina and G.I. Liz handed the super bad guy over to them.
"WOW! We dont know what we would do without you!" Said the police.
"Well, we were just doing our job." said Super Sabrina
Then Super Sabrina went home and had a party! G.I. Liz decided she wanted to go back to sleep. So she did.
FIN
By: Liz
Once upon a time G.I. Liz and Super Sabrina were chasing after Alien Ryan. As they were crossing I9's a cruise ship ran over Alien Ryan, ripping off his antenna and crushing his mind controlling maze binder.
"Wha- What happened?" asked Not-So-Alien Ryan.
"The cruise ship was hi-jacked! The highjackers gave the captain a unwanted blood transfusion and it killed him!" Said super Sabrina
"I have seen how wrong my ways are!" said Not-So-Alien, Not-So-Evil Ryan. "I have been re-born! Now I will be a super hero, just like you guys! I'll be known as 'Road Kill Ryan!' I'll be a savior! A vampire with a soul!"
"But your not a vampire" Said Super Sabrina.
"But I'm gonna be a good guy now! We should be a super hero group and fight crime! We could call our selves the Beat Alls!"
"Whatever." Said G.I. Liz.
She threw a granade and watched Road Kill Ryan die a slow, aggravating death, and laughed.
The End
By:Sabrina
So, Not So Alien, Not So Ryan was back to his old ways. Well kinda, after being run over by a cruise ship, he's not quite as evil and not really and alien anymore. Whatever. He did something really really evil. I dont know what right now, but it was something really bad. Super Sabrina and G.I. Liz decided to do something about it.
"Bad Not So Alien, Not So Evil Ryan!"
G.I. Liz took a granade and threw it at Not So Alien, Not so Evil Ryan.
"Poof!" He was in flames.
"ARHG!" Cried NSA NSE Ryan.
FIN
By: Liz
Once upon a time G.I. Liz was cleaning her granade collection when her phone rang.
"Hello?"
"Hey G.I. Liz" Said the voice. "It's the president of the united states."
"What the hell do you want?" Said G.I. Liz
"Uhhhhhh, we need your amazing beauty to help Super Sabrina save the white house from torpid NSA NSE Ryan." Replied the President.
"Yeah fine." Replied G.I. Liz.
So G.I. Liz went on her way. She was very distracting to travelers and the pilot almost crashed cuz he was looking at her, but! eventualy she got there.
"Those stupid people...... STOP LOOKING AT MY BUTT!" G.I. Liz yelled at the fellow passengers/pilot.
"Now where's that stupid ass NSA NSE Ryan??"
She walked to the white house and heard NSA NSE Ryan screaming.
"I cant.... Hey I heard that!" He stalked to the front of the plane. "I'm an ass?"
"Yes, said G.I. Liz "I'm a bitch."
"Whatever" He said.
"DONT STEAL MY WORD!" Screamed G.I. Liz. She threw a granade at NSA NSE Ryan and laughed as he burst into flame.
G.I. Liz and Super Sabrina then went out for ice cream. In the middle of her huge sundae, G.I. Liz's camo phone rang.
"Hello?"
"Hey G.I. Liz, is Super Sabrina with you?"
"Why yes, Mr. President. She is. Why?"
"NSA NSE Ryan is back!"
"What the f*%k!" Swore G.I. Liz "Okay, we'll be right over, after I eat my ice cream."
So G.I. Liz and Super Sabrina went off, again.
"Not So Alien, Not So Evil Ryan is soooo torpid!" Said G.I. Liz.
"Yes, I totaly agree." Said Super Sabrina. "He's like sooo not the brightest bush on the tree."
"I know! and he keeps trying to play footsies with me!" Whined G.I. Liz
They walked into the white house and saw NSA NSE Ryan fixing his amazing maze binder.
"NSA NSE RYAN!"
"Hey G.I. Liz, wanna play footsie?"
"NO YOU ASS! I WAS EATING ICE CREAM!!! DIE!!!!!!!!"
She threw a granade at him and laughed for a few seconds before leaving.
With the enemy defeated, and the world saved, the girls could go back to what they were doing before. Hey! that was eating ice cream! Mmmmmmm, ice cream.
The End
By: Liz, Sabrina and Ryan
Once upon a time, Super Sabrina was writing a Science test. Her teacher had given her a "resource" sheet to use during the test. NSA NSE Ryan thought it was a bad idea.
"Your cheating!" Said NSA NSE Ryan.
"Don't bug Super Sabrina!" Said G.I. Liz.
Then she threw a granade at him.
THE END
By: Sabrina
Once upon a time, Super Sabrina and G.I. Liz were having a sleep over.
"Common G.I. Liz!" Said Super Sabrina "Let me do your nails!"
"No."
"It's spaaaaaaaaaarkily!"
"Touch me with that and die."
"Oookay!" said Super Sabrina as the phone rang.
"I'll get that," Said Super Sabrina. "Hello?"
"Super Sabrina is that you?"
"Yes, I can hardly hear you over the chaotic noise! What's wrong Mr. President?"
"Just listen to this."
Suddenly a hyper sounding girl started talking on the phone.
"Hihowareyou?I'mgreatmynamesLaurawhatsyours?"
"See what's going on?" The president said. "Can you help us?
"Oh gosh golly gee wiz! We'll sure try!" Super Sabrina hung up the phone and told G.I. Liz what was going on. They hopped into G.I. Liz's jeep and drove to the White House. They found the president on top of his desk crying while a girl ran around and talked really fast.
"There's only one person bad enough to do this!" G.I. Liz said. "NSANSE Ryan!"
"Did someone say my name?" NSA NSE Ryan walked into the room amazing maze binder in hand.
"YOU! You did this!" G.I. Liz said angrily. "LOOK! You made the President cry!"
"Sob!"
"But I didn't do it."
"Really?" Said Super Sabrina.
"Hey Hyper Laura do you know him?"
"Ohgoshno!IwanttoaskthepresidentifIcouldhelpfightevilhey!wownicecapeareyouasuperheroorsomethingcanIbeonyourteam?"
"Huh? I guess NSANSE Ryan didn't have anything to do with this after all."
"Whatever" Said G.I. Liz, as she threw a granade at NSANSE Ryan. Super Sabrina and G.I. Liz laughed and Hyper Laura ran around NSANSE Ryan's burning body.
THE END
By: Sabrina
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