Chicken Crispy's Top 10 Christmas Horror Movies

1. Black Christmas

This movie always gets me in the Christmas mood. I mean what else is better than watching Sorority girls getting murdered around Christmas time.

2. Gremlins

Everyone's favorite little critters run amuck during the holiday season. Nobody can resist the, dare I say it, cuteness of Gizmo (not to be confused with those stupid copy cat Furbys)?

3. Child's Play

Stumped on what to ask for or give for Christmas this year? Try asking for a doll that has been possessed by a murderers soul. He talks, he plays, and he kills. Your son or daughter will absolutely love it.

4. Jack Frost

This time of year everyone loves building snowmen. An evil man turns into a snowman and of course goes on a killing spree. NOTE: Do not get this movie mixed up with another movie with the same name. That one is just as scary, but for all the wrong reasons.

5. Silent Night Bloody Night

This is an obscure gem that is pretty hard to find. If you do find it you are in for a treat. This movie is very violent and more straight horror compared to the others on the list. The video transfer on the DVD is not the greatest, but if you can look past that this movie is definitely worth the time.

6. Christmas Evil

Have you been good this Christmas? When a toy factory worker discovers the poor quality in toys that his company is manufacturing he puts on the Santa suit and kills all the naughty adults. Somehow this movie really captures the Christmas spirit.

7. Silent Night, Deadly Night

Another man puts on the old Santa suit and goes a little nuts. As a result of his messed up childhood, his goal is to punish the naughty. So make sure you have been a good boy this year, or you will get more than a lump of coal under the Christmas tree this year.

8. Jack Frost 2

The sequel too the first. This one basically offers everything the first one does, just does not do as good of a job as the first. The cheap thrills and laughs are back if you desire more from the killer snowman.

9. Day Of The Beast

A priest believes the Anti-Christ will be born on Christmas. Nuff said. Note make sure you get the version dubbed in English.

10. Snowbeast

Half beast half man goes gets loose at a ski resort during a winter carnival. If you can get past the bad plot you will have a fun movie (that was made for tv). Basically a fun big foot movie set in the winter time.

If I learned anything from these movies, it's that Christmas ain't all that jolly as I believed it was. Killing santas, dolls, and beasts..... I think I'll just ask Santa to keep my life and maybe some socks! Merry Christmas! Brought To You By Chicken Crispy.

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