Puppet Master

This is my first time watching Puppet Masters, and I have to say it was better than I thought it would be. I really liked all of the cool puppets, and the deathc scenes were pretty cool too. It was kind of slow going, but it was a nice ride. I had a problem with the fact that they managed to off 3 phychis. I mean, these people see the future, and they still manage to get killed! The camera angles from the puppets perspective were cool too. 3 out of 5.

Characters

• Alex: Psychic. Has dreams about the future.
• Megan: Widow, and owner of the hotel.
• Dana: Psychic with a southern accent. Kinda rude. Carries a dead dog around. Throat slit by the puppets.
• Frank: Psychic. Seems pretty intense about work. Sucked dry by leeches.
• Carissa: Horny psychic. Killed buy a puppet.
• Theresa: Helps run the hotel. Killed with a fire poker.
• Neil: Dead husband.... or is he? HA HA HA! He isn't.

The Totals

• Body Count: 6
• Weapons Used: A gun, a fire poker, leeches, and evil puppets.
• Random Breast Shot: 2
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 3
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts

• Does no one notice this puppet running around in plain sight in a crowded hotel?
• If this is really a house full of psychics, then why are they all getting killed?
• Is he having foreplay with a Barbie?
• Deja Vu!
• Killing 4 people isn't against the puppets ethics, but when their master hits a woman, they get rightious against him?
• Now that this is all over, how are they going to explain this to the police?