Psycho Cop 2

What I can't understand is why this movie was edited? All of the gore scenes were cut out! Thats like the one good thing about these movies! If you add this to no real lead characters, bad acting, lack of creativity, and the stupid puns, you have a really bad movie. See part one, but skip this piece-o-crap. 1.5 out of 5.

Characters:

• Officer Joe Vickers: The devil worshiping cop who kills wrong-doers. If he was pro-satan, wouldn't he kill good people?
• Sharon: Woman from accounting working late. Gets stalked by the Psycho Cop.
• Larry: Host of the bachelor party, and I really thought he was the male lead until he was shot in the head.
• Brian: Keeps freaking out about the stalking cop, and for good reason. He kinda runs like a monkey. Lives... somehow.
• Gary: The bachelor himself. Shot in the head.
• Mike: The booze provider for the party. Falls down the elevator shaft.
• Stephanie Cindy & Lisa: The stripers. All of them are about as dumb as a brick. No wait, thats just too insulting to bricks. All dead.
• Tony & Chloe: Two co-workers who keep trying to have sex all over the building,, but keep getting walked in on. Impaled.
• Gus: Security gaurd. Dead, of course. Pencil to the eye.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 13
• Weapons Used: A pencil, a gun, a desk, an axe, and hair spray.
• Breast Shots: 1. But it lasted for about half an hour.
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0

Random Thought and Things Learned

• Severed limbs fit nicely into glove boxes.
• Anyone is a genius when you're drunk.
• Are copy machines aver used to make real copies?
• How did he handcuff the outside door handles from inside?
• Oh no, the glass door is locked! You have a gun. Let's think here...
• All the phone lines are out, yet the fax machines still work?
• Why is there hair spray in a public restroom?
• Up the stairs... down the stairs... up the stairs... down the stairs...