Prison of the Dead

My 81 year old great-grandmother could have written a better script. But then again, it is a New Moon movie, so shame on me for renting it. I bet they filmed this piece-o-crap in less than a week. There was no real original thoughts in any part of it. It's a cookie cutter demon movie about a bunch of rich brats in a haunted prison getting killed, and all in the same method. Dull, dull, DULL! And was a slow-motion sequence really needed for that lame-ass fight scene? Heed my warning... STAY AWAY! 1 out of 5.

Characters:

• Kristof: Rich brat that holds a reunion of old friends in a mortuary/prison. Lives... somehow.
• Michele: Drug addict. Possesed and killed.
• Bill: Hired by Kristof to help scare his guests. Possesed and killed.
• Roy: Asshole drug addict. More interested in sniffing coke than haveing sex with that hot chic. Thankfully possesed and killed. Noticing a trend here?
• Calvin: Kristof's best friend. Plays dead for a prank, and then does it for real.
• Alley: Possesed early on and pulled apart... off screne of course, because that would require cool effects.
• Jeff and Kat: Two idiots who are possesed and killed.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 7
• Weapons Used: An axe, rope and a stick. Yes, a stick.
• Breast Shots: 0. And it soooooo needed one.
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 1
• Explosions: 0
• Dead phones or power outages: 2

Random Thought and Things Learned

• Dead people are only buried a few inches down for easy resurresction.
• Favorite Quote: 'This thing has the believability of a Baywatch Nights episode.' - Roy
• Where is that music comeing from?
• Talking in tounges gets really annoying.