Cutting Class

I love it when I see today's top and brightest stars in low budget horror movies. This one has Brad Pitt as a teenage involved in a string of murders in his high school.A slightly above average hooror fick. I wouldn't call it a straight out slasher, but it did have some decent kills and good characters. 3 out of 5.

Characters:

• Dwight: Brad Pitt! Rebelious teenage and a smart ass.
• Brian: Mysterious and troubled teen who was in a mental hospital and is now suspected as a killer. For good reason too, because he is.
• Paula: Dwight's woman who suspects that her man is the killer.
• Mr. Dante: The principal of the school, who also crossdresses and is a pervert. Survives, oddly enough.
• Mrs. Knocht: Vice-principal type who suspends Brian. Bad idea. Head smashed on a copy machine.
• Coach Harris: Asshole PE teacher (as if there was any other kind) who gets impaled on a flag while jumping on the trampoline.
• Gary: Colleen's man. Throat slit.
• Colleen: Redhead cheerleader slut. Pulled under the bleechers and killed.
• William: Paula's dad, who gets shot by an arrow early on, but lives. He spends the entire movie making his way back to civilization.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 6
• Weapons Used: A bow and arrow, a kiln, a frizzbe, a knife, power tools, a vice scripts, and a hammer.
• Breast Shots: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0
• Pop-up bodies: 3

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Women have facial expresions that say "I want a hotdog."
• Flagpoles and trampolines spell distaster.
• Janitors are really stressed out.
• Mathmatician's are easy prey.