Critters 3

The critters lay some eggs in a truck and soon the eggs hatch and critters infest an apartment building. A slow paced movie with a very small body count of two. Bad acting, boreing characters, and an even duller story. But hey, it is kinda funny to see a young Leonardo DiCaprio fighting farting critters. 1.5 out of 5.

Characters:

• Annie: Teen girl who's apartment building is suddenly infested with critters.
• Josh: Leonardo DiCaprio long before the acting classes. He's the son of the evil landlord.
• Clifford: Annie's dad who is away from home a lot. gets drugged by the critters quils, but lives.
• Marsha: Tomboy chic that lives in the building and works for the phone company.
• Frank: The handiman for the building who is trying to drive the people out. Chomped on by critters.
• Charlie: Critter hunter from the first couple of movies. Pretty much Barney Fife with a space gun.
• Rosalie: Fat woman who lives in the building and refuses to die!
• Mr. & Mrs. Menges: Old couple in the building who live.
• Johnny: Annoying little boy of the movie.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 2
• Weapons Used: A screwdriver, a clothsline, bleech, a mop, quills, an ashtray, a flare, a space gun, flashlights, and a meat cleaver.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 2
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 2

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Critters fear bunny slippers.
• People who work for the phone company can do anything.
• This has to be the slowest spreeding fire ever!
• Marsha Marsha MARSHA!
• Spiting in your hands will help you climb easier.