Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)

A mummy stalks a retiremnet home that just happens to house the legendary Elvis Presily! I really got into this quaint, but dark comedy/horror flick. i didn't really come off as cheesy as one might think, but it was still prety funny to see an elderly Elvis fight a mummy. The setting was great and teh acting was also above par. Yeah I'm a Bruce Campbell fan, but it was still good! Little real gore, but this movie didn't really call for it. 4.5 out of 5.

Characters:

• Elvis: (Bruce Campbell) The one and only King of Rock and Roll!. Wonderig how he's still alive? He traded places with an impersonator and went into hiding. Now he's in a sleezy retirement home, that's being stalked by a mummy. Don't fuck with the King, baby!
• Jack: Insists that he's JFK even though he's black. They dyed him that color. Becomes Elvis's best friend. Who would have thought?
• Bubba Ho-tep: The mummy who stalks the halls of the retirment home sucking souls from old folks.
• Kemosabe: Old man who thinks he's the legendary cowboy, complete with toy guns and a mask. Dies of heart attack.
• The Nurse: Kind of a moody woman who doesn't even get a name.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 6
• Weapons Used: A cane, a bed pan, a fork, a heater, rubbing alcohol, fire and a tree branch.
• Breast Shots: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 1
• Egyptian subtitles: 3

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Being stuck in an iron lung makes you suscetible to theift.
• Old people are sadly amusing even when swearing.
• Trailor parks and bar-b-qs don't mix well.
• Mummies shit souls.
• Souls can be sucked out of the ass.