Breeders

An alien and some space chic crash into a local campus and soon begin killing the students there with the goal of hatching baby aliens from the humans girls. There are tons of plot holes in this movie and much of it didn't make scense. A pretty typical alien-killing-teens flick. Nice flow of bodies, but little gore. 2 out of 5.

Characters:

• Ashley: Professor at a local school who sleeps with one of his students, and fights a deadly alien.
• Louise: Blonde chic who falls for Ashley and has convulsions over rats.
• Moore: Detective who doesn't like Ashley much. They take turns calling each other 'asshole.'
• Space Girl: Yup, that's really her name. Strange girl who wears sluty clothes (thank you!) and is always followed by that alien thing.
• Roper: A teacher or something at the school. Hit her head a lot until she's torn apart by possessed college girls.
• Myra: Girl who is caught and melted by the alien.
• Jack: The school's janitor, which means automatic death. Slashed by the alien.
• The Alien: A huge ugly thing that tries to hatch it's eggs in young college girls.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 20
• Weapons Used: A door, guns, gas, a lighter, a pipe, and a 2X4.
• Breast Shots: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 1
• Explosions: 3

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Boston detectives wear cowboy hats.
• Space chics always wear slutty clothes.
• Falling debris from space shoulod not be turned into jewlery.
• Aliens give off a blue light when they attack.