Bloody Birthday

I love movies about evil children as long as they're done right. This one was. The children were good actors considering their age, and the smirks they gave when they did something evil was priceless. This was a well-rounded horror movie with a good story. The end was a little bit of a let down though. I was looking for the kids to get the hell kicked out of them, but oh well. Check this beauty out! 4 out of 5.

Characters

• Joyce: Woman who discovers that the children are evil.
• Timmy: Joyce's little brother who is tormented by the evil children.
• Debbie, Curtis & Steven: Three children who were born during an eclipse of Saturn and therefore have no conscience....yeah.
• Beverly: Debbie's sister who loves to wear red and also loves to dance topless with a feather boa. Shot in the eye with an arrow.
• Mrs. Brody: Debbie's clueless mother.
• Miss Viola Davis: The children's teacher who got shot before school shootings were cool.
• Sherriff James Brody: Debbie's father. I know sheriffs in these movies don't live very long, but damn!
• Duke & Annie: A coupl making out in a graveyard. They are soooo dead.

The Totals

• Body Count: 8
• Weapons Used: A shovel, a jump rope, dirt, a bat, a gun, an arrow, a lamp, and water.
• Random Breast Shot: 3
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Haviing sex in an open grave probley isn't the best thing to do in a horror movie.
• Little boys always carry flashlights with them.
• No one notices 3 loud gunshots will go unnoticed in a suburban neighborhood.
• Bullet proof glass isn't bullet proof.