Bleed

A lonely girl makes new friends with a group of people who are all memebers of a Murder Club. Soon she herselfcomits a mureder and needs the group to help her cover it up. Only the Murder Club doesn't really exist, it was only a joke. Now memebers of the club are being sliced up to cover a secret. This actually wasn't too bad of a movie. It'll never make it to the Oscars, but it had some nice points to it. One good attribute was the story. It was somewhat creative with a nice twist or two along the way.Another good point was the constant supply of female nudity. Decent good and nice death scenes too. 3.5 out of 5.

Characters

• Maddy: Woman with a lot of repressed anger, who makes friends with a group who call themselves the Murder Club, because they kill epople for the thrill.
• Shawn: Maddy's new boss and boyfriend, who is friends with the Murder Club. Seems like an asshole at times. Axe to the back.
• Chris: The obnoxious friend of the bunch. Lives.
• Tillie: Shawn's old ex who obviously still wants him. Throat slit.
• Peter: Another friend of the group. Knife to the neck.
• Laura: Peter's woman, who gets electrocuted while in a swimming pool.
• Linda & Todd: Both killed early on. She gets sliced and he gets gutted.

The Totals

• Body Count: 9
• Weapons Used: A knife, a hammer, a wire, a pole, electricity, and a bathroom scale.
• Breast Shots: 5
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 2
• Thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Some people heads are softer than others.
• The pool is a deadly place to hang around.
• Axe murderers are good samaritans.