Beneath Loch Ness

A research team is searching the depths of Loch Ness to discover the the truth behind the myth, known as the Loch Ness Monster. They soon have their answer, andit gets pissed and begins chomping on the locals. So with the help of a man who is afraid of water, and a Scottish man in facepaint and a kilt, they hope to stop it's rampage. This movie was kind of slow paced compared to most water creature flicks. Also, it was one of those movies where a slew of unimportant people who could be easily killed live. The acting was so-so, and there was no gore to speak of. Skippable. 2 out of 5.

Characters

• Case: A researcher brought in to carry on an inverstigation about the existance of the Loch Ness Monster. He's afraid of the water. How could this ever cause problems?
• Elizabeth: Blond and somehwat crude ex-wife of Case's, who is in charge of the operation.
• Captain Blay: Fisherman who had his son killed by Nessie years earlier. Now he want's revenge, Braveheart style!
• Julie: A diver for the expedition. Other than that, she's just eye candy.
• Constable Bolragaard: The asshole lawman of the town who tries to cover up the monster until it's too late.
• Jake: Another diver for the group. He gets pretty freaked out when the monster shows and doesn't want to dive anymore.
• Ron: The computer nerd for the group who is in charge of all the tech stuff.
• Andrea: Redhead chick who runs a Nessie website.
• Gus: The original leader of the group who is killed early on.

The Totals

• Body Count: 7, plus about a dozen more in a mass chomping.
• Weapons Used: Explosives.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Thunderstorms: 1
• Explosions: Many small ones.

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• The Scottish National Gaurd is as scary as the monster.
• Never argue with a man dressed like a Mel Gibson movie.
• There are always hidden eggs in monster movies.