Bad Moon

A man gets bitten by a werewolf whil in the jungle and returns to live with his sister and her son. He fights murdering people as a werewolf, but still ends up munching on them. I think The Howling series killed werewolf movies in general for me. It takes a lot for a werewolf move to be creative or interesting anymore. They spent more time developing the dog's character than they did anyone else's. And if it wasn't enough that the dog was listed in the credits, check out it's real name; Primo Villanueva III. Does anyone else find it disturbing? Eh. 2 out of 5.

Characters:

• Janet: Single mother and a lawyer. Looks like she hit a few branches in the Ugly Tree.
• Uncle Ted: Janet's brother who is attacked by a werewolf in the jungle and is now one himself. Shot and bitten and fell out a window.
• Brett: Janet's son. Annoying little boy in general.
• Thor: The family dog that has more character than the other people.
• Flopsy: A conman who is out to kill the family dog, but is ripped apart by Uncle Ted.
• Marjorie: Ted's woman who is sadly killed early on.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 6, plus 5 off camera.
• Weapons Used: Guns, a grandfather clock, and a light fixture.
• Breast Shots: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 1
• Explosions: 0

Things I Learned About Werewolves

• They don't like lights.
• They must spend a lot of mpney replacing shoes.
• Dogs like to piss on their tires.
• They drool a lot.