Max: “Bob, listen to this. She dumped me. Bob, she said she never wants to see me
again.”
Bob McGraw: “Let me tell you something about women. They always say the opposite of
what they mean.”
(Max reading letter)
Max: "Oh yeah? ‘If you come within a three block radius of my house I will have my new boyfriend, Vito, rip off your head and spit in your neck.’"
Bob McGraw: “You’re right kid, you’ve been dumped.”
Bob McGraw: “Well, you have just made it through the world’s most dangerous rapids and
now it’s beer time.”
(Bob throws a beer can to Irwin)
Irwin: “You mean I risked my life and you give me lite beer?”
Back to *U*.
