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Yes, it's here, the long-awaited arrival of the new and vibrant site for the latest and most happening in the world of bizarre cartoon mayhem!
What the hell do you mean, "Not another one"? No, seriously, the main difference between my strip and that of, say, the PLIF people is that I don't get paid for mine. I receive no pecuniary reimbursement whatsoever for my efforts, and while this means on the one hand that I am free to follow my comic muse in the manner of my imagining, unrestrained by the commercial demands of syndication, it also has the knock-on effect that I am in no way obliged to give a rat's ass about customer satisfaction. While I don't usually make a deliberate policy of pissing people off for the sheer hell of it, I have been known to make exceptions, and if you are in any way offended, hurt, or sickened by anything you see here, I don't care. |
Really I don't. I don't want to hear about it. Not even the complaints from people so ignorant it's funny. I see no reason why I should give my email address out like halloween candy just so Billy-Joe MacInbred from Dog Pisser, Alabama should send me semireligious hatemail 'cawz his momma sayd that that sawt of thyng waz wrowng. I draw the cartoons for my own satisfaction as much as anything else, as kind of occuapational therapy for two decades' accumulated neuroses; that and the ego boost of seeing my stuff come up on a google search. Anything else is a bonus. If you like some of them, good. If some of them don't please you as much, sorry; come again in a few weeks, and I'll probably have some better ones for you then. If, on the other hand, in your considered opinion, they all stink regardless of content or quality, your nose is probably too close to your ass anyway. |
Feb 10th Okay, this is probably the end for the time being. I haven't done anything new for this site in quite a while, having mostly beeen working on my most recent project with my good friend The Log: It's been an experince. Cya.
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