Fel: And do you, Bane, take Alkaiser as your..er..companion, to love and cherish for as long as you both shall live?
Bane: I do
Fel: *mumble groan* Argh..okay, I now pronounce you man and....man.
ALKASIER and BANE kiss vigorously and proceed outside, where the wedding limo is waiting.
Fade to an alley, with RENDELL and ANGELUS sitting on crates.
Rendell: No whore! A Glock .86 is better!
Angelus: Nigga! It's a DE.50!
At this point BANE walks into the alley.
Angelus: Holy shit a gay crackah!
Rendell: Isn't he banned?
Bane: No, clearly THIS is superior
BANE pulls down his pants revealing something remniscent of a toothpick.
Rendell: AHHHHH!!! HOLY SHIT!! THE HORROR! RUN NIGGA!
Angelus: ReprezenT!
RENDELL and ANGELUS run from the alley. ALKAISER enters the alley.
Alkasier: Mwhaha my love. Now we shall RULE the galaxy!
Bane: *groping Alkaiser's ass* of course, now let us find a dark corner!
Fade to the interior of THE CANTINA. ULIC, DAMRY, AMEEYA, RENDELL, and ILLYRIA are sitting around.
Rendell: *whimpering* it was horrible..so..so..so small....
Illyria: Comon Rendell, it'll be ok..
Ulic: Force! And I thought Bane was at most a milimeter! But THAT is DISGUSTING!
Damry: Thank you captain obvious
Ameeya: Hmm..clearly this is a hideous attempt from these two homosexuals to take over the galaxy.
Ulic: FUCK! Thats MY JOB!
Damry: Well, we need to kill Bane then!
Rendell: So small..so small...
Illyria: *pats Rendell on the head*
Ulic and Ameeya: *to Rendell* Thank you Captan Obvious
CRONG walks in, followed by ASHLEY reading some porn.
Ashley: Nigga..NIGGA...damn she fine..
Crong: So whats up?
Rendell: *to Crong* So small..SO SMALL..SO SMALL MAN! RUN WHILE YOU CAN!
Damry: Crong, Bane's trying to take over the galaxy...
Ulic:...again
Crong: Joy.
Then the body of SANDOVAL ICEAN, NRI AGENT falls through the roof.
Ulic: DINNER!
Ameeya: Save some for me!
Crong: Look! It's been castrated!
Ashley: Niggaz! What dat bitch Bane up to!?
Illyria: Uh..oh lord thats disgusting.
Ulic: Oh lord..he must want to collect all the penises he can so he doesn't live with that..toothpick and a half!
Damry: Well, lets move out!
Ashley: JIBBA JABBA! A-TEAM AWAY!
Fade in to a lavish South Park-esque Satan's room. ALKASIER and BANE are in the room.
Bane: Soon the plan will be complete!
Then THE GHETTO RIDE, driven by ASHLEY busts through the wall, everyone is in the back.
Damry: You idiot! We should have made a turn at Siderbaine's corpse!
Rendell: AHH! IT'S SO SMALL!
Ulic: There hs is! A-TEAM AWAY!
ASHLEY guns THE GHETTO RIDE forwards and plows over ALKAISER.
Bane: NOOOO!!! YOU KILLED MY LOVE!!!
Angelus: Nigga! DIE!!
ANGELUS pulls out a DE.50 and shoots BANE in the head, killing him.
Angelus: See nigga! DEs be bettah!
Crong: Hey! Is all this fic about gonna be gay sex and violence!?
Ameeya: *grabs Crong by the shirt* MAX WROTE IT! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?!
Suddenly a booming voice comes from the shadows. KEV steps into the room.
Kev: You have killed my pawns! NOW YOU WILL ALL DIE!
Damry: Hey Kev! They took WWF off the air!
Kev: WHAT! NOOOO!!! *dies*
Ulic: Wow..that was easy
Illyria: Yeah..why do I have the feeling that theres gonna be a sequel?
Fade to DAMRY, ULIC, AMEEYA, RENDELL, ILLYRIA, CRONG, and ANGELUS, hanging around after defeating Bane, Alkaiser, and Kev
Rendell: It was ..so small. I am scarred for life!
Illyria: Oh come on, Rendell. I’ve seen yours, and it isn’t super huge either…though..not as bad as..er..uh..*shuts up quickly*
Angelus: I’m bigger than all ya’ll, niggaz!
Ulic: Wanna Bet!?
Damry: Oh shut up, you guys. We all don’t really care
Ameeya: precisely.
[Enter BANE and ALKAISER}
Bane: Ha ha! You can not kill me! I am a GM!
Ulic: .*Coughs* yeah…God Moder
Alkaiser: Don’t call my love a god moder!
Angelus: Ya stupid niggaz, I should bust ya up!
Ameeya: Such a display of arrogance.
Illyria: Damn right
Bane: Damry, I love you!
Crong: Like hell you do!
Damry: Go screw yourself, Bane!
Alkaiser: but..but..I thought you loved me!
Rendell: Ha!
Bane: No, Damry. I will not. I am through with…alternative lifestyles!
Ulic:* interupting.*.yeah, riiiiiiight..
Ameeya: *laughs*
Bane: You all shall die for your impudence!
Alkaiser: No! Not if I kill you first!
Rendell: *looks to the group* You know..i think we get outa here now
Damry: I am thinking the same thing.
Angelus: buncha whores
[All but BANE and ALKAISER leave]
Bane: There, there, Alkaiser. You know I was only messing with their heads
Alkaiser: I don’t care! You have a toothpick for a dick, and its no fun anymore!
Bane: Why you!
[Fade to DAMRY, ULIC, ANGELUS, AMEEYA, and CRONG, in THE CANTINA]
Damry: We really have to do something
Ulic: Thank you, captain obvious
Damry and Ameeya: Hey! That’s my line!
Crong: Where’s Illyria and Rendell?
Angelus: Dey be…makin’ out like bitches
[Enter KEV ]
Ulic: not again. Is this intergalactic GM day?
Crong: apparently *shrugs*
Kev: Muah! I am a reg, and you all are dorks. Star Wars SUCKS!
Ameeya: Whatever is he talking about?
Damry: hey Kev…WWf got cancelled…
Kev: That won’t work on me! I am the “Q” I am invincible!
Angelus: riight…dat you are, nigga
Damry: Ok. Kev. Get it through your head that no one likes you!
Kev: Yes they do
Ulic: No we don’t
Ameeya: oh sithspawn. The computer nazi is at it again. I have to go.
[AMEEYA leaves]
Kev: I am your champion!
[Enter ILLYRIA and RENDELL]
Illyria: *is in the middle of pulling her pants back on* We miss much?
Kev: Yay! More worthless beings to diss!
Rendell: *has a HUGE grin on his face* Well..It was worth it..
Angelus: We gots ta kill dis nigga!
Damry: Well thank you, captain obvious
Illyria: No problem..*lets loose with some sith lightning, frying Kev*
Kev: *dies*
Damry: Well..that’s twice. But Bane and Alkaiser are still trying to take over the galaxy.
Crong: Yeah..but we have to win. After all, we aren’t homo’s
Rendell: *looks to Illyria* You know..now I have your feeling. Another sequal on the way..
[Dramatic music, camera angles suck, looks like your typical day-time soap. Angelus and Samte are chilling on Corellia]
Angelus: Damn dawg, that was one fine biatch.
Samte:Personally, I don't find Bane attractive.
[lengthy silence]
Samte: I'm outta here.
[Samte leaves on a transport]
Angelus:Oh fuck, here comes a space sta----
[Angelus dies, wonder what happened on Corellia...? ]
[Heavy bassed out beat, slap bass porno style, two outlines are seen under some sheets]
[Deep moaning]
[Bane]They thought they could kill us, Hah. They forgot, we are gods.
[Alkaiser] Pssh. Just keep licking...and I'm NOT GAY!
[Bane begins crying, and sits up, pulling the sheets over his crotch so as not to offend T.V viewers]
[Bane] I can't believe you said that!
[Alkaiser] Are you calling me gay?
[Bane turns, sobbing, a walter pp-k in his hand. The music fades to My heart will go on]
[Alkaiser, with a surprised look] What... but... you are more heavily godmoded... you might kill me love!
[Bane] Love? Haha. You aren't gay enough for me.
[He shoots, of course all that is seen is a faint blood stain]
[Carpenter Enters]
[Agt. Carpenter] Bane...what the he--- you SLEPT WITH HIM?!
[Bane turns, accidentally shooting, then begins crying as Carpenter falls]
[End scene]
[A week later, in a cantina]
[Angelus is present, along with a baffled crowd of regs, they seem to be listening intently]
[Angelus] and then I busted a cap in dat mofo of a space station. [Samte] You are impotent.
[Angelus] Wat?!
[Samte] I said you're important to our efforts.
[Ameeya wonders over, whip in hand]
[Ameeya]Angelus, it's time...
[Ameeya and Angelus exit into a back room]
[Bane enters, naked]
[Samte] Oh look, my lucky piece of yarn...wait! That's attached to Bane. This heathen stole my lucky piece of yarn!
[Damry] No silly. That's his reproductive gland.
[The auidience laughs]
[Ulic] Hey, I thought this was a soap? Fucking producers.
[Rendell wakes from a drunken stupor, and speaks slurring his words]
[Rendell] Fuaklers...argh of ya! I blaghed Baiiine in the arrrrse wasth a 20unch duldo...
[Rendell falls back to sleep, smacking his head loudly on the table]
[Damry looks to Samte]
[Damry] I'm going to the darkside, Samte.
[Samte]And I give a fuck ...why?
[Damry begins to sob lightly, then runs out of the cantina, flailing a bit. Of course, Rendell wakes long enough to smack her ass then pass back out]
[The camera fades back to Bane, he has Kev pinned, both are nude with huge boners]
[Bane]This is mai kind of wrasling. Let me trai the doggie-manuvor agine, bab--er Kev.
[Kev bends over, and the camera fades as moaning erupts. A large splatter is heard, and Bane shrieks]
[Bane] My I my I. You fawg! You comed in my I!!
[The audience ewwws]
[Ulic chants softly, suddenly there is perpetual gunfire and derrogatory jew terms thrown about. The Gestapo is here, summoned by Ulic]
[Ulic] Haha. Fuckers. Wrong Set.
[Fade out, black screen, and a disclaimer is shown]
Fade in to the Cantina. ULIC, DAMRY, AMEEYA, ANGELUS, RENDELL, and SAMTE are sitting around, chilling after their last victory over the forces of homosexuality.
Rendell: It was so small...yet for some reason I think I've gotten over it. *winks towards Illyria and resumes conversation with Angelus with a large grin.
Angelus: Nigga. I got dis shit dough. *rips off his shirt revealing whip scars*
Ameeya: *looking at Ulic* Uh..heh..heh..oops...
Ulic: Thats ok. *kisses Damry for no apparent reason at all.*
Damry: *gags* Ulic, stop it.
ULIC is about to reply when ILLYRIA rushes in.
Illyria: The bodies! They're not dead! Ulic's gestapo didn't kill em'!
Samte: Well sonofabitch. Guess we need to pick up the pieces. AGAIN.
Rendell: *taking a hint from Ulic, kisses Illyria*
Illyria: *blinks and kisses back.*
Damry: Well..uh..what now.?
Samte: Well thats a bit fucking obvious, track down those whores and kill them
Ulic:...again
Angelus: Well c'mon! Lets pop dat Nigga!*looks at Rendell and Illyria* Bitches, get a fuckin' bush.
CRONG then walks in.
Ameeya: *looks at Crong, then Ulic, then Angelus* Hmm..this could get ugly.
DAMRY, ANGELUS, and ULIC all turn to face Ameeya.
Ameeya: *blushing* Heh...*glances at Crong* Quick! Fire up the Ghetto Ride! We made need to get out fast!
DAMRY, ANGELUS, and ULIC all begin to get up.
AMEEYA and CRONG bolt out the door.
Angelus: Well sonofabitch..
Damry: *sobbing* How could he! That...BASTARD!
Ulic: *estatic* oh wel! You're not married anymore!
Damry: *blinking* Hey..yeah..thats right.
Ulic: *grins*
ULIC and DAMRY exit into the back room, leaving RENDELL, ILLYRIA, SAMTE, and ANGELUS.
Rendell:*finally breaking off kissing* huh? what?
Illyira: Yeah..what happened? Wher'd everyone go?
Angelus: Niggaz! Dey get room like you two should do!
Rendell: *grinning* Ok!
RENDELL and ILLYRIA walk into the other back room.
Samte: IDIOT! WE LOST ALL OUR BACKUP!
Angelus: Dun worry, I gotta plan, so lez REPreZENT outta here!
Fade to the bedroom, with BANE and ALKASIER making out. Suddenly THE GHETTO RIDE driven by ANGELUS, with SAMTE in the back drives through the wall.
Angelus: GO GO GO! CRACKAHS AT TWELVE O'CLOCK!
Samte: No shit. *leaps outta the car*
Angelus: *pulls down his pants and cock slaps Bane through the wall*
Alkasier: NOOO! HE'S DEAD!
Samte:..again
Alkaiser: *sends a blast of super homo energy at Angelus*
ANGELUS flies through a wall. ALKAISER cackles.
Samte: oh fuck this...*pulls out a DE and shoots Alkaiser in the head*
THE GHETTO RIDE'S RADIO suddenly begins talking
Radio: Tune in sometime for Soap pt. 5!
[RENDELL, ILLYRIA, ANGELUS, and SAMTE in CANTINA, sitting around]
Angelus: Dey be all dead now, dem bitches. Right?
Rendell: I hope so. I am sick of me and Illyria being…er..interrputed.
Samte: Why does Rendell and Ulic both have a chick? Even Crong does! Yet I don't
Illyria: Don't treat them like property, then, Samte
Angelus: dat hoe went for that pansy ass cracka!
[Enter DAMRY and ULIC]
Damry: Oh yes..you are faaaaar better in be…*looks around, and shuts up*
Samte: You guys have fun?
Ulic: OH HELL YES!
Illyria: *winks at Rendell* sounds like us, huh?
Rendell: OH HELL YES
Angelus: *muttering* dumb crackas, all dem..
Samte: What did you call me?
Illyria: Yeah!?
Damry: Well go screw yourself
Angelus: No thanks, I'll leave de screwing to you, you whore
Ulic: WHAT DID YOU CALL MY LOVE!?
Angelus: a whore, ya nigga!
Samte: Go Angelus, meh friend!
Illyria: Oh what a bunch of frickin idiots
All: HEY!
[Enter AMEEYA and CRONG]
Ameeya: *with a large grin on her face* That was the most fun ever!
Crong: I know..I love a dominatrix
Damry: *starts to sob again*
Angelus: You slutty whore!
Damry and Ameeya: Who me?
Samte: Ok, everyone shut up!
Rendell: NO!
Illyria: *stands up, pulling out her lightsabre* You wanna make me, bitch!?
Samte: *pulls out his own* yeah, whore, lets go!
Rendell: Don't call Illyria a whore!
Ulic: You know, I just realized something. I want Illyria and Rendell dead for leaving me. Go Samte!
Crong: you know, this could all be settled with some beer, so we can all get drunk, and have a wild orgy..?
Ameeya: But I thought I was enough for you!
Angelus, Ulic, and Damry: *stare at Ameeya and Crong, obviously displeased*
[Fade to BANE and ALKAISER]
Bane: Ha! Those infidels thought they could destroy us! Muah!
Alkaiser: and they have fallen for our plans! They are fighting amonst themselves, so won't be messing
Jessa: Oh Bane, love..I have information for you.
Bane: Tell me
Alkaiser: She called you love! I thought I was your love!
Bane: You are..but I have to keep her pacified
Jessa: Anything for you, Bane. Well..Ulic and Damry are together, Ameeya and Crong are together, Illyria and Rendell are together, so that leaves Angelus and Samte. You can prey on their feelings of lonliness, and turn them to your gayness!
Bane: Very good, love. Now go and try it!
[Fade to ILLYRIA AND SAMTE, both unconcious, ANGELUS, right above ILLYRIA, RENDELL, also unconcious, ULIC and DAMRY in each others arms]
Angelus: (talking to unconcious Illyria) You dirty whore. I should kill ya now!
Damry: Oh come on, leave 'em all alone *snuggles Ulic some more*
Ulic: Yeah..I need to take Illyria and Rendell back to Cinaggar, for their..re-education..so just leave them unconcious
Angelus: *gets up* fine
[Enter JESSA]
Jessa: Guys! Bane and Alkaiser are still alive!
Samte: *wakes up* What?
Jessa: Yeah…they are making you fight, so that you won't mess with them!
Damry: Well shit
Ulic: Damry..don't say that, you sound like Boss.
Damry: oops
Rendell: *coming to* Arg…stuuppid frrrreickin idiots
Ulic: And we fell right into his trap
Angelus: Ok, everyone into the ghetto ride! Now!
[ALL except JESSA and (unconcious) ILLYRIA get into the GHETTO RIDE]
Jessa: *looks to Illyria, and picks her up* I hate to do this, but I gotta take you to Bane and Alkaiser
[JESSA and ILLYRIA leave…fade to BANE and ALKAISER]
Bane: Our plan is perfect. No one can stand against us now that we have taken care of those mindless infidels!
Alkaiser: That's right!
Bane: Now shall we finish our…earlier activities?
[Enter JESSA and ILLYRIA (still unconcious)]
Bane: Whats this?
Jessa: I have brought you her. She's one of them
Alkaiser: Oh goody!
Bane: She is the darksider I needed. Now we shall..re-educate her to our ways.
[Enter GHETTO RIDE, with everyone in]
Rendell: Illyria!!!!! GET AWAY FROM HER YOU GAY FagS!
Damry: Jessa! You betrayed us!
Angelus: crackas..
Bane: Muah! You shall never beat us now that we have one of your own!
Ghetto Ride's radio: Tune in later for Soap part 6…
Fade to where Act 5 left off, ANGELUS, SAMTE, CRONG, AMEEYA, RENDELL, ULIC, and DAMRY in THE GHETTO RIDE. JESSA holding unconscious ILLYRIA, with BANE and ALKAISER standing near
Rendell: NOOOOO!!!! LET HER GO YOU BASTARDLY GAY CRACKWHORES!
Bane: Why should we?
Rendell: Because if you don't I'll have to kill you again.
Alkaiser: haha! Bring it bitch!
RENDELL kicks ANGELUS out of the driver's seat and guns the engine forwards, plowing over ALKAISER and nearly hitting BANE and ILLYRIA.
Rendell: Whore! Now let her go! I'll…uh…*blinks and cackles evily* I'll turn gay if you let her go!
All: *gasp*
Bane: EXCELLENT! *hands Illyria to Rendell who places her in the ride.*
Rendell: Idiot. *pulls a Glock.*
All: Phew
Bane: Oh fuck…
Rendell: *pulls the trigger repeatedly*
RENDELL pulls ANGELUS back into THE RIDE. SAMTE hops out and gags JESSA, and sticks her in the trunk. Everyone drives off back to the CANTINA.
FADE to THE CANTINA, with everyone sitting around. JESSA is on SAMTE's lap, gagged.
Samte: *petting Jessa* Yes my little bitch..wanna find a room?
Jessa: *thinking* wow..another man! *responds by gesturing to the back room*
SAMTE and JESSA exit into the back room.
Angelus: *looking around* Yo! Where dem crackahs Rendell and Illyria go?
As if fate, a table shakes a pair of pants flies up from behind it.
Damry: *snickers*
Ulic: you know that looks like fun, wanna try Damry?
Damry: Naw, not now.
Ulic: Damn.
Suddenly the wall breaks open, and THE GHETTO RIDE, driven by KEV enters the Cantina.
Kev: Wassup my slaves!
At that point JESSA and SAMTE come from the back room, both putting on clothes.
Kev: JESSA!
Jessa: Fuck off Kev, I found a REAL man!
KEV screams and tries to Powerbomb SAMTE
Samte: *evades* Whore! WWF shit don't work here!
Kev: I AM Q! I CANNOT BE KILLED!
Angelus: Yeah, bitch
ANGELUS pulls out a DE.50 and shoots KEV in the balls
Kev: AHHH!H!
Angelus: NIGGA!! DIE NIGGA!! DIE DIE DIE!!! *keeps firing*
Ameeya : Argh..whose writing the sequel?
[Fade to Garqi, Shai is walking around with Ameeya]
[Shai] You know, Angelus is all wrong for you, Mook.
[Ameeya] But you're ugly... and inconsistent with my typical men.
[Shai] Men? You're a raging dyke.
[Ameeya] No need to get defensive.
[Shai] Defensive? You're a dyke. Mook.
[Ameeya pulls out a comlink]
[Shai] Infidel! YOU SIN!
[Shai smacks her with his limp...*cough* amphistaff, she runs away crying]
[A warm day, outside behind the cantina in a grassy field. Samte, Angelus, Damry, Ulic and Naga are having a friendly game of volleyball]
[The ball hits Naga in the face, he freaks and eats it. All the others merely sigh]
[Ulic] You crazy fucker. Stop that. Last time before I eliminate you.
[Naga flips out, and suddenly explodes, leaving the others soaked in goo]
[Damry frowns] That was uncalled for.
[Enter Rendell]
[Rendell, sober for a change] Argh, I need a drink.
[Exit Rendell]
[Samte] Angelus, you still hammering it in Bane's ass?
[Angelus] Wut was dat cracka!?
[Samte] I said, the beauty is almost stammering, of that stained glass.
[Angelus] No fucker, you said somfin else!
[Angelus proceeds to shoot Samte]
[Samte smiles, the bullet firmly lodged between his teeth]
[Samte] Violence is fui----[He is cut off as Ulic field goal kicks Angelus in the nuts for no apparent reason. He cackles]
[Angelus] Damn nigga, dat was mah piece!
[Ulic] Sorry, I thought you were Canadian.
[enter Kev]
[Kev] You got a problem with Canadians!? We are all gods!
[Samte] Of what? Blatant homosexuality?
[Enter Alkaiser, oddly on cue]
[Alkaiser] No, that would be me!
[Enter Bane]
[Bane] Bitches, I am the gayest!
[Damry] You're all gay.
[Samte cackles]
[Kev, Bane, and Alkaiser get into a god moded fight for the gayness belt. Of course, Kev assimilates them all, and flees on his Borg ship.]
[Samte] That was refreshingly gay.
[Angelus] Damn g, my piece is fucked.
[Damry] It was penis envy.
[Ulic] Haha, now my cock is superior.
[Samte] Riiiight. superior among a-sexual animals.
[Ulic] Fucker!
[Samte] At least I am able to.
[They get into a fight, limp wristed slapping mostly, Ulic is victorious. Samte is left with a broken nail.]
[Enter Ameeya]
[Ameeya] What about the sequel?
Fade to the CANTINA. Angelus is the only one standing around normally. RENDELL is smooching Illyria, SAMTE is smooching JESSA, ULIC and DAMRY are smooching, as are AMEEYA and Crong.
Angelus: Fuck dis shiat. I gotta get me a damn hoe.
At that point TASSADAR hovers out, dishes in one hand, tang in the other. The Cantina shakes a bit, oh so slightly, and Tass drops his tang.
Tass: MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT COCKSUCKING ZERGLING.
DIVINERAZIEL walks in
Raziel: Fuck, that was supposed to destroy the universe!
Tass: Idiot. you need more than one prep for that
Raziel: *begins crying* Noo! Noo! I am god! I need no preps!
BANE and ALKAISER walk in
Bane: Come my Raziel! Come join our forces of blatant homosexuality! We are gods!
Raziel: Ok! but I wanna throne
Exit RAZIEL, BANE, and ALKAISER. Everyone breaks off smooching.
Rendell: Well fucking-a. What now?
Illyria: Hey! He thinks I'm dead! Lets go kill him!
All: He joined with Bane and Alkaiser! A-TEAM AWAY!
Fade to the bedroom, already with several GHETTO RIDE shaped holes in the wall. Another one is created as the ride busts through.
Samte: Fuck. they're not here
Everyone else: Thank you captain obvious
Fade to THE CANTINA BACK ROOM. Raziel is on the ground, back up. BANE's small penis is firmly lodged in his anal cavity, and his head is elevated, licking Alkaiser's balls.
Raziel, between licks: Is this really neccesary for godhood!
Bane: Of course, now keep licking him!
Sounds are head as the gang returns to the CANTINA. BANE and ALKAISER curse. The door to the back room opens. and RENDELL and ILLYRIA stumble in, RENDELL has his shirt off and is attempting to undo his belt. ILLYRIA is doing the same more or less. They see BANE, ALKAISER, and RAZIEL having gay sex.
Illyria: Hey! The original gay cracker!
Rendell: Who?
Illyria: He thinks he killed m-
Raziel: Hey! I killed you!
Illyria: He tried to blow up the universe with one prep.
Rendell: What the fuck?
BANE and ALKAISER have finished dressing and with Bane's super sith godmoded powers, teleport out
Raziel: Uh..fuck..oh! Haha! I will destroy you all with my space time attacks!
Rendell: Haha. Watch this.
Radio somewhere in the room: Time is fleeting...madness takes it's toll...
RENDELL begins doing THE TIME WARP.
Raziel: Oh..god...no...not...that
RAZIEL explodes
Rendell: That was a time attack, bitch.
FADE to THE CANTINA, main room. ANGELUS is no where to be seen, AMEEYA and CRONG can be seen under a table near the back, ULIC, DAMRY, SAMTE, JESSA, and SHAI are talking.
Ulic: So Shai, where the fuck did you come from!
Shai: I have come to anally prosecute Ameeya, she has sinned. Where is that raging dyke bitch!
AMEEYA sticks her head up from under the table
Ameeya: hmm?
Shai: INFIDEL!
SHAI runs over and anally prosecutes AMEEYA with his..cough*amphistaff*cough. SHAI then runs off with Vong like speed, leaving AMEEYA stunned, and CRONG sobbing.
Crong: That bastard!
Ameeya: Fuck you Crong! That was a real man!
AMEEYA gets up and runs off after SHAI
Ulic: Bitch chase!
Jessa: Fuck..someone needs to continue this! We need to see what happens to Shai!