Fade to the interior of a classroom, ULIC, ILLYRIA, BANE, RENDELL, ALKAISER, DAMRY, CRONG, AMEEYA, NAGA and JESSA are all sitting behind desks, all within the 15-17 year old age range. TASSADAR is at the front, apparently teaching

Tass: Now class, if the Protoss Templar hits the Stormtrooper with 5,000 isotopes of energy, how long will it take for him to explode?

Somewhere in the hallway, a bell rings

Tass: FUCK! Er..I mean, run along children.

All the kids go outside, boys heading towards the boy’s locker room, girls heading towards the girl’s locker room

Fade to the boy’s locker room, NAGA is sitting on the floor with a yoyo, while Ulic is taking a drill to the wall

Ulic: Dammit! Damry will take a shower in exactly 3 minutes! Comon Naga! We HAVE to get through this wall! Hand me the hammer!

Naga: Uhuh? *is chewing on the hammer*

Ulic: You psychotic sonofabitch! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!

RENDELL lifts his head over one of the stall walls, a drill can be seen in his hand.

Ulic: You disloyal fucker! What are you doing here?

Rendell: Well..uh..heh, Illyria takes a shower in 1 minute, I’m drilling a peephole. Also, not sure what pretty boy over here is doing. *hits on the other stall wall*

CRONG sticks his head up, murmuring about Ameeya and RHPS things, with a jackhammer in hand.

Ulic: snicker.

Rendell: Prolly wants a peep on that ‘ol Sweet Tranvestite.

Crong: *sniffle sniffle* Y..you hurt my feelings! I’m telling Professor Tass!!!!!!!!!

CRONG runs out of the room, and Rendell and Ulic keel over laughing. Sounds can be heard coming from the wall

Ulic: They’re showering! To the walls men!

Rendell: Tallyhoe!

Fade out, then fade to an exterior yard. RENDELL, and ILLYRIA are talking about something, RENDELL with a blushed look. ULIC is waving around glitterstim, with a bunch of kids clustered around him, TASS is watching this from the window, snickering, CRONG, AMEEYA, ALKAISER, BANE, DAMRY, and JESSA are playing Basketball

Ulic: Comon common! Only 2 creds a smoke! Help pay to fund the Krath Empire!

Meanwhile, BANE keeps attempting to dunk, but cannot reach the basket, everyone except ALKAISER mock him incessantly. He breaks into tears and jumps into ALKAISER’s arms.

Bane: *crying* Comon sweets! Let us get out of here!!

BANE and ALKAISER flee the yard. The game dissolves, and eventually everyone mingles together.

Ulic: So Crong, thought you said you were gonna get Tass on me?

Crong: Well…uh…uh…he said something about solving your own problems..

Jessa: That means he’s leaving you to roast, Crongy-wongey

Crong: Damn. That slut!

Ameeya: Hmm?

Rendell: Illyria. Will you go to the prom with me?
Illyria: No Rendell

Rendell: I’ll get Ulic to give us free narcs and beer

Illyria: Ok then! *clings to Rendell*
Damry: To think that years from now..er..uh nevermind

The bell rings, signaling the end of recess.

Fade to the interior of the classroom, TASS is standing infront, a little scarred thingy next to him. Everyone has their seats

Tass: Class, I’d like to introduce our new foreign exchange student, since Ameeya scared the last one off

All: Snicker

Ameeya: But he was so hot!

Tass: Anyway, kids this is Dranae Shai

AMEEYA gasps and leaps from her seat, tackling SHAI and dragging him into the hallway, then into the bathroom.

Tass: Well…hm..that was interesting, time for you history lesson.

Then, the Bell rings

Tass: FUCKING DAMMIT! SOMEONE IS GOING TO DIE!

TASS hovers out, whilst the others still in the room mingle around, and move outside. When outside, RENDELL and ILLYRIA drive off on a swoop, ULIC lures DAMRY into his speeder with candy, CRONG looks around disheartened for AMEEYA, but ends up driving off with JESSA. BANE and ALKAISER slip into an alley.