Cobbism, yah?

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The Formation of Cobbism Timeline

1. Students speak about post-modernism in class
2. Julie and Brittanie get brilliant inspiration for a religion based on the post-modern teachings of their brilliant grad-student, Sean Cobb
3. The first Cobbist Convention is held in the Modern Languages building at the University of Arizona

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The Rules of Fight Club, er, I mean Cobbism

• The first rule of Cobbism is you always talk about Cobbism.
• The second rule of Cobbism is you always talk about Cobbism.
• The third rule of Cobbism is nothing is sacred.
• The fourth rule of Cobbism is have as much fun as possible.
• The fifth rule of Cobbism is grab life by the balls and squeeze hard.
• The sixth rule of Cobbism is the meaning of life is meaningless.
• The seventh rule of Cobbism is to build your own agenda.
• The eighth rule of Cobbism is thou shalt throweth the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch and blow thine enemies to tiny bits in thy mercy. "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." - Armaments, Chapter 2, Verses 9-21
• The ninth rule of Cobbism is to worship Beaudrillard
• And the tenth and final rule of Cobbism is that Sean Cobb is the PoMo Prophet.

Your homework assinment is to read the sacred texts, which are that of Don DeLillo, and to carry out your work in the name of the mercy of no one. You have control of your own life.

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For conversion information and other silliness, write to: brittanienj@yahoo.fr

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