Spike Says
"Blood is life, lackbrain. Why do you think we eat it? It's what keeps you going. Makes you warm. Makes you hard. Makes you other than dead."
"You were there? Please... if every vampire who said he was at the crucifixtion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock. I was actually at Woodstock. That was a wierd gig. I fed off a flower person and I spent the next six hours watching my hand move."
"So, who do you kill for fun around here?"
"It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell all my friends. None of them have a rock this big."
Spike: "Okay, is it bigger than a breadbox?"
Harmony: "No. Four left."
Spike: "So it's smaller than a breadbox."
Harmony: "No. Only three!"
Spike: "Harmony ... is it a sodding breadbox?"
Harmony: "Yes! Oh my god! Someone's blondie bear is a twenty-question genius!"
"Listen to me you stupid bint, This gem is everything. I came back to Sunnydale for it. A place which has witnessed some truly spectacular kickings of my ass. Now, when I have the Gem, they all die, dont worry, but until then, stay inside. And by the way, I would be insanely happy if from this point on, I heard bugger all about sodding France!"
"Oh, who's the puffed up manly man? All multicoloured and possessive"
"Theres a plan shes working solo, she wont have a chance to come after us when the wild rumpus begins. Plus itll make her miserable, and I never get tired of that"
"Got to hand it to you, Goldilocks you do have bleedin tragic taste in men. Ive got a cousion married a regurgitating Frovlaz demon, has better instincts than you"
"If every vampire who said he was at the Crusifixion was actually there, it would've been like Woodstock
I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. Fed off a flower person, and spent the next six hours watching my hands move."
"You're not friends, you'll never be friends, you'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight and you'll shag and you'll hate each other till it makes your blood boil, but you'll never be friends. Blood isnt brains children its blood. Blood screaming isnide you to work its will. I may be loves bitch but at least I'm man enough to admit it."
"I'm saying that spike had a little trip to the vet and now he doesn't chase the other puppies anymore."
"Bathe in the Slayer's blood. I've gonna dive in it. Swim in it. I'm gonna do the bloody backstroke."
"You want to learn all about how I bested the Slayers, and you want to learn fast. All right then: We fought, I won, the end, pay up."
"Oooh. Poor watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes? "Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea..."
"Buffy, Buffy, Buffy! Everywhere I turn, she's there. That nasty little face, that bouncing, shampoo- commercial hair. That whole holier-than-thou attitude. "
Buffy: "What...is this? The late-night stakeout, the bogus suspects, the flask? Is this a date?"
Spike: "A d- Please! A date? You are completely off your bird! I mean - Do you want it to be?"
"Big windows, lovely gardens. It'll be perfect when we want the sunlight to kill us."