Oz

"See, our band is kind of moving toward this new sound where... we suck, so we practice"

"But we know the world didn't end. Cuz, check it out."

"Looks dead, smells dead, yet it's moving around. That's interesting."

Oz:"I don't know. I think we're kinda getting a rhythm down."
Xander:"We're losing half the vamps."
Oz:"Yeah, but rhythmically."

"This cheerleading trophy, it's like it's eyes are following you wherever you go. I like it."

"As Willow goes, so goes my nation. "

Willow: "He's just being Oz."
Oz: "Pretty much full time."

"Now, you both kill vamps and who could blame you. But, I'm wondering about your position on werewolves. "

"As Willow goes, so goes my nation. "

Larry:"Oh, let me guess. That little innocent schoolgirl thing is just an act, right?"
Oz:"Yeah, yeah. She's actually an evil mastermind. It's fun."

Cordelia: "I personally don't think it's impossible to come up with a crazier plan."
Oz: "We attack the Mayor with humus."
Cordelia: "I stand corrected."

Oz: "Guys take a moment to deal with this: - we survived."
Buffy: "It was a hell of a battle!"
Oz: "Not the battle high school."

Xander: "Yeah, for a minute there, I thought you were gonna make an expression."
Oz: "Well, I felt one coming on, I won't lie."

Willow: "Oz is a werewolf"
Buffy: "Long story"
Oz: "Got bit"
Buffy: "Apprantly not that long"

Lary:"Cordelia wished for something?"
Oz: "If it was a long and healthy life I think she should get her money back."