Giles Says

Giles: "I-I-I don't know, I just - I was so at loose ends, I-I found myself searching for ... some way of feeling more..."
Buffy: "Shallow?"
Giles: "Perhaps, as I am to act as your Watcher again, a modicum of respect might be in order."
Buffy: "Do I have to?"
Giles: "I'm serious, Buffy, there's going to be far less time for the sort of flighty, frivolous-"
Dawn: "Hey, there's Willow and Tara!"
Giles: "Ooh, they haven't seen my new car."

"'Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the *dead*!"

"I was a librarian for years. This is exactly the same, except people pay for the things they don't return."

"Things involving the computer fill me with a child-like terror. Now, if it were a nice ogre or some such, I'd be more in my element."

Giles: "Grave robbery? That's new. Interesting."
Buffy: "I know you meant to say gross and disturbing."
Giles: "Yes, yes, yes, of course. Terrible thing. Must put a stop to it. Damn it."

"Demons after money. Whatever happened to the still-beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore."

Giles: "Dont taunt the fear demon"
Xander: "Why? Can he hurt me?"
Giles: "No, its just tacky"