Anya Says

"No, no, it's an omen. It's a higher power, trying to tell me through bunnies that we're all gonna die. Oh god."

Anya: "I ended up getting it on eBay."
Tara: "You found the last known urn of Osiris on eBay?"
Anya: "Yeah, from this desert gnome in Cairo."

"The woods? Are we going back to the woods? I hate the woods. All those woodsy trees."

"Ive been keeping close tabs on cultural trends - a lot of men being unfaithful - very exciting things happening in the scorned women market. I dont wanna be left out"

"Im eleven hundred and twenty years old! Just give me a friggin beer!"

"Im just so tired of being around humans and all their baggage, I dont care if I even get my power back. I think he should eat you"

"Vampires. Always thinking with your teeth"

Anya: "So what you're saying is that everything's fine?"
Giles: "Oh, um . . . yes."
Anya: "Well, I'm glad you called us all here, because that information can never be conveyed by telephone."

"That's so very humorous. Make fun of the ex-demon! I can just hear you in private. 'I dislike that Anya. She's newly human and strangely literal.' "

Xander: "Anya has a theory. She thinks that Martha Stewart froze that guy."
Anya: "Don't be ridiculous. Martha Stewart isn't a demon. She's a witch."
Xander: "Please, she-- really?"
Anya: "Of course. Nobody could do that much decoupage without calling on the powers of darkness."