Angel

Angel: "You need help. Someone to watch your back."
Buffy:"Sure you don't mean my neck?"

"See - every time we fight, you bring up the vampire thing."

"The hands represent friendship, the crown represents loyalty, and the heart, well you know."

"It hurts sometimes more than we can bear. If we can live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank. Without passion, we'd be truly dead."

Mayor: "I see you're admiring my letter opener."
Angel: "Well actually, I was thinking about stabbing you through the heart with it."