Greetings ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the third instalment of the Bonez-Bomb! I want to start off by saying we had a
decent showing in rps this week. Let's face it... we really could have used a Bonez-RP, hehe. I do believe that everyone is
progressing nicely and I am especially interested in our two latest catches, "The Genocidal Angel" Periel and Jason Van
Clief, both having non-rping opponents. My only hope is that they don't allow this to stagger their own effort levels here
because I see bright futures for both men. Darian X is on his way out and I believe this is the first show Kid Hardcore has
ever not rped for. But lets finish all this chit chat, ladies and gentlemen.. I give you THE TRUTH:
Greetings ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the third instalment of the Bonez-Bomb! I want to start off by saying we had a decent showing in rps this week. Let's face it... we really could have used a Bonez-RP, hehe. I do believe that everyone is progressing nicely and I am especially interested in our two latest catches, "The Genocidal Angel" Periel and Jason Van Clief, both having non-rping opponents. My only hope is that they don't allow this to stagger their own effort levels here because I see bright futures for both men. Darian X is on his way out and I believe this is the first show Kid Hardcore has ever not rped for. But lets finish all this chit chat, ladies and gentlemen.. I give you THE TRUTH:
This is the trademark of my column where I run up and down everyone on the roster and put them to the test, BITCH or NOT A BITCH!
Midnight Xtreme Member Double Champion Kid Hardcore - Kid Hardcore first joined XCW with great intentions, he should consider himself lucky to accomplish what he has. I see him burning out plain and simple. It was fun to pick on him before but lately he has failed to entertain. BITCH
Darian X - BITCH
Carnage - He's still here? BITCH
Virus - Keep those lethal rps coming... Because, Virus, you have goals and aspirations here.. you put in an effort, you are NOT A BITCH
Big Tony G. - Guess who's back.... back again. Tony's back, how long this time? If you last another month I'd be surprised. BITCH
Double Lightning - The two idiots are on the rebound.. BITCHES
Pace One - I like the whole gangster gimmick, Repent should work that into the shows. NOT A BITCH
Shocker - Never amounted to anything in XCW. Had a great opportunity when he was basically handed the ball but as we have all come to find out Shocker is good for talk but does not know how to follow through. Here's an idea Shocker, win a match! You never have proved yourself in my eyes. BITCH
Tag Team Champion The Ikon - It's funny.. even when he is injured he has more of an impact than a lot of the roster. HA! NOT A BITCH
Jason Van Clief - Plain and simple I like this guy. He is a new view point to read and he has qualities that makes superstars in XCW. I hope that he doesn't let his enconter with a no-showing Darian X slow him down, use the freebie to step it up a notch and move on to something bigger because he is very capable. NOT A BITCH
G-Man - Give credit where credit is due.. G really was as good and in a lot of cases better than most of the XCW roster. But he wasn't staying to the G-Man calibur who he knows his character is so instead of fading out and just looking like a retard **SHOCKER** rather opting instead to go retire in probably the best Meltdown opener of The Rebirth. G-Man if you don't make it to the hall of fame you will always own a peice of XCW history. You know the words in that interview be true and it's funny.. I don't think this is the last XCW will see of G-Man. Until then, GOODBYE
Mania Supremacy Heavyweight Champion Titan - About DAMN time you lazy bum. Titan is not only Smitty's cousin, not only someone I have watch grow from the "corporate jobber" in Mania20001 to the Mania Supremacy Champion, but he always COULD have stepped it up but waited until now. NOT A BITCH
"The Genocidal Angel" Periel - The Next Xtreme Champion. This guys rping skill will be tough to match. Periel's entorage definately will help XCW and the man has a great ability to write. It is my hopes he will work with in the Xtreme Championship. Our defining title as he put it so well, has yet to define our company, Periel is the man to make it do that. NOT A BITCH
Tag Team Champion Phil Macaluso - Took a week off, technically should still hold the Mania Title. Now while Titan is my boy, he didn't win the title. That's right, MACALUSO SHOULDA WON! Will Phil return to behind a desk now that his title reign is over or use his unfair loss as motivation to prove beyond A SHADOW OF A DOUBT he is still the better man to hold the belt. BIATCH
Curtis "BONEZ" Schmitt - What is in that damn brief case? Probably the most entertaining angle of the new year.. I hope it is going over as well as I hoped. Me and Repent got some crazy idea's for tha '03, come and join us. BITCH(oooops)
Mr. Showtime - Well the Vice President has been dealt with by the Perfectionist of Perfection... really I can't wait for your reply. Betchya can't wait to find out whats in that brief case! MY BITCH
Jeremy "RePenT" Clarkson - The Powers That Be are finally finished, Shocker is finally broken, Kiss is off the dick. What's next, boss? The first show of 2003 maybe the best because Monday was an excellent show. NOT A BITCH
Jesse "THE KNIGHT" Gunn - Gunn we've been working with each other for a LONG time now and I don't think your rps have been this intense since back in the EWO. Power too ya and personally, just between you and me, I hope you finally beat that bastard Smitty. I'd be World Champion right now if it wasn't for him! lol. NOT A BITCH Worlds Heavyweight Champion Smitty - Is Mania enough to defeat XCW's hero? Who knows. I do have to say that all fueds that ever existed before... prepare to be shattered. The World Champion and The Knight are going one on one.. does anyone else hear hells bells? NOT A BITCH
The 5th PPV of The Rebirth is going to be announced and from what I am seeing so far it is shaping out to be the decidor for many heated rivalries. I have a feeling this whole month is going to be hot and expect nothing less than a spectacle over the next few weeks.
Pace One beats Shocker & BTG, BTG closely follows.
Too close to call between Double Lighting and "Evil Things".. errr... i mean Carnage and Virus
JVC pounds Darian X
TGA takes the Xtreme Title from Kid Hardcore... TGA is someone to watch for in the future.
Titan and Jesse Gunn fight to a no contest.. another very heated rivalry going WAY back. I don't see an end for this1 anytime soon.
Smitty KILLS Brian Raver in the ring. Don't doubt it.
ROLEPLAYER OF THE WEEK: -Smitty-
ROLEPLAY OF THE WEEK: -Collision Of Storms- by Jesse THE KNIGHT Gunn
MATCH OF THE WEEK: -Bonez & Jesse Gunn vs. Smitty & Jeff Jarrett-
HIT OF THE WEEK: -Smitty vs. Jesse THE KNIGHT Gunn-
RIB OF THE WEEK: -Mania Supremacy Heavyweight Championship Match: Titan(c) vs. Phil Macaluso
BITCH OF THE WEEK: -Shocker-
And thus concludes another edition of The Bonez-Bomb. I'm sorry if I don't give you guys one of these every week, but what tha fuck have you done for me? lol. If you take offense to anything that I put down here write your own column, BITCH. I feel we are coming a long way and I hope this column will help give you guys some more motivation. XCW is a very special place and the more effort you put in the more you get out of it. Keep up the good work and hopefully you won't be a BITCH next week. Well have a safe and happy new year guys, YOU JUST GOT A TASTE OF PERFECTION!