What we are beginning to see is a general pick up in the rp department lately, people are realizing that they are judged more on their rps then what happens in the results. Well in the Bonez-Bomb you are judged PERFECTLY by me in what will be my trademark segment I give you the TRUTH:
In this segment which I came up with from my first instalment I am going to run down the roster and talk about how they are coming a long each week. In the end everyone faces the test, BITCH or NOT A BITCH?????
The Ikon - Someone to watch, you are a man that can go places but it is up to you to get yourself there. NOT A BITCH
Shocker - You and Repent fought a war, I have a feeling Shocker won't just disappear. He lost his match and I believe there is one last thing in XCW for Shocker: to say goodbye. NOT A BITCH
Titan - Is this guy climbing the ranks or what? I know who our next challenger to the world champ is, AHEM! Get this man a World Title rematch, HE'S ON FIRE! NOT A BITCH
Pace One - He still work here? BITCH(only because where the FUCK are you?) Kiss Keibler - I said it once and I'll say it again, BITCH by gender and by skill.
G-man - I read his best rp every for the Casualty Cell. He SAYS he quit, but let it be known he's just blowing off steam. G has no quit in him although he's pissed hes not around as much to be the impact he CAN be. Let it be known, although looks can be decieving(lol i'm an asshole) G-Man is NOT A BITCH
Carnage, Virus, and Alkatraz are FIRED! The manner in which Showtime wrote that match was hilarious, so for these three BITCHES I give Showtime the credit for making SOMETHING out of NOTHING
Mr. Showtime - Helped make Xmas Chaos a great show although I think that Showtime is too competitive for the role of V.P., for who he is sometimes you need to follow shit up with a SHOWTIME SPLIT! NOT A BITCH
Midnight Xtreme- Kid Hardcore has come a long way from being XCW's Official bitch.. XCW needs to see more of its double champion. Brian Raver and you have formed this team but now what? Two guys who can get under XCW's skin better than anyone else should try to keep it that way. NOT BITCHES
Double Lightning- THE TWO IDIOTS! I love these two dudes, if Repent were smarter he would use them to his advantage. Just stick a camera behind these 2 anytime and you get good results. Gold may not be there thing but pleasing the fans is. NOT BITCHES
Keyshawn Jones - Aight man, you said after the monday after the Casualty Cell you'd be ready to rp again. next week I hope your not a... BITCH
Phil Malcuso - The Original Talk show host for XCW's ONLY talk show, A Side of sXe. The champion can do more than back his talk up, now taking tag gold. I believe that while Showtime is in office and Smitty rules the World Title world, Macaluso should push the team sXe as a whole.
BoneZ - I always get at least 1 rp up... I am gonna take my character in a different direction now. Going for the World Title is something I've done so long that I'm done with it, I've won it but my character has other things to go for, the vet helping shape the company. Like Undertaker used to, or HBK does now. I am working on changing the name from Bonez. I will call it using my real name now to Curtis "BoneZ" Schmitt. NOT A BITCH
Smitty - Arguably the best XCW World Champion ever and really the most entertaining man in all of XCW. Smitty is our leader and he has proved that with a killer rp earlier this week, his longest ever if I'm not mistaken. Well now hes proven hes the best.. what next? NOT A BITCH
Jeremy "RePenT" Clarkson - The beating of Shocker in Xtreme Hell In A Cell will shape Repent's character for how he will lead the company. that match ended the final connection to XCW's past naming JC as the leader of XCW old in XCW today. NOT A BITCH
Jesse THE KNIGHT Gunn - Tearing it up in the new XCW better than he did in the old XCW. I believe that his run here will involve showing the place that he grew up in the new tricks hes learned and show what made THE KNIGHT so big! NOT A BITCH
So Christmas Chaos kicked serious ass, huh? The Casualty Cell definately caused a lot of comotion, and with good reason. I personally think it has gotten good feedback. Why GOOD feedback? Because only now after the wrestlers have gone through it do they realize the danger in the Casualty Cell. Repent props on it's creation. The Casualty Cell is very controversial itself just in how many different ways it could have gone and how farely Repent made it when he COULD have changed his original luck of the draw to make it so you get knocked out in rping order but THAT isn't the case in the Casualty Cell. In this match you get picked for a spot randomly and depending on how well you rp you can last longer or shorter from your spot. GENIOUS! My vote for match of the year.
I believe that Titan stepped it up his best ever, G-Man posted his best rp ever, and Smitty posted his longest rp ever.. perhaps his best ever too. With so much best going into the match no wonder it was such a huge sucess. The match captured so much and it is really a prize in this game to be apart of. In my eyes it is one of the greatest creations in this game, congradulations Smitty, my vote for man of the year.
ROLEPLAYER OF THE WEEK: -Titan!-
ROLEPLAY OF THE WEEK: -Are You Ready?- by Smitty
MATCH OF THE WEEK: -XCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT MATCH: CHRISTMAS CHAOS CASUALTY CELL - Smitty(c) vs. Bonez vs. Titan vs. Jesse "The Knight" Gunn vs. G-Man vs. Keyshawn Jones vs. Darian X vs. Kiss Keibler vs. Jeff Jarrett-
HIT OF THE WEEK: -Xtreme Hell In A Cell - Shocker vs. RePenT
RIB OF THE WEEK: - LOSER LEAVES XCW MATCH - Alkatraz vs. Demolition vs. Virus-
BITCH OF THE WEEK: -G-Man-
And now you have gone through only a second edition of the Bonez-Bomb and if there was any question about it before now you know why XCW is so killer. We have all this going on and my column doesn't capure all the dirt around here. But now you have something else to shoot for each week, will you be a BITCH in the Bonez-Bomb or NOT A BITCH!? Well this has been your Weekly Bonez-Bomb, YOU JUST GOT A TASTE OF PERFECTION!