The Three Hundred Monkeys
Joe, a guy who lived in a rich guy's house, was laying down bricks to make a wall to help defend the house from Nazis, who were destroying the country. All of a sudden, he had to go to the bathroom. He went inside and was sucked into the toilet, which was really a portal to another dimension. It led to Magical Musical French Monkey Land, one of many of Joe's travel sites. He danced with Magical Musical Monkeys until Nazis started coming through the portal. He realized they were surrounded and out numbered by the Dictators Army. He decided it was time to do some things he always knew he should do, like flushing his brothers fake leg down the toilet. It was soon known that the battle was to be fought on these odds: three hundred monkeys against over one million Persians. I mean Nazis. Really. Joe fought in the climatic battle that followed, which consisted of Joe cuttin up Nazis while the Nazis shot at acorn-wielding monkeys. In the end, Joe and the monkeys were victorious. Joe used the Monkeys training in pain and a shotgun to defeat the Nazis and drive them back to Germany.
Continued in The Dead Guys Heir
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