The Return of the Joe
Joe, a guy who lived in a rich guys house, was going to Antarctica. The Antarctican Impie Thingies were rebelling against their penguin neighbors, and Joe never liked Impie Thingies. They had ambushed his house five times already. He packed his machete and a shotgun and then got in his jet. (he also brought pepper spray because he didn't really like penguins, either). As he was going there, he crashed and landed on a whale and had to swim all the way to Antarctica. When he got their Joe was instantly ambushed by Impie Thingies. He took out his shotgun. Bam! bye bye Impie. Bang! Poor little thingie. He took out his machete and cut down a tree and it smashed the rest of the ambush party. Then the Nazis team up with the Impies. Then the Vikings come to help out Joe and the penguin elite army. So then the armies meet and Joe kills some Impies with his machete. Then the Vikings start getting shot down by Nazi machine gun. So the penguins go hold off the Nazis. Joe takes his shotgun and fights Nazis. The penguins figure out their doomed. Then this one Impie comes over and says "Joe I am your father" and Joe says "nnnoooooooooooooo". Then a penguin comes and says" Joe, use the fork! "Then Joe grabs a fork and kills the rest of the impies and Nazis. Afterwards, Joe pepper sprays the penguins and gets Chinese food with the Vikings.
Impie
continued in The Dawn of The Joe
