The Downfall of Chickenman
Joe, a guy who used to live in a rich guy's house, was driving to a game show. It was called "The Really Awesome and Junk Game Show". (It is now called "Jeopardy".) He was really excited because the first place prizes were a chicken army of doom and a giant jar of Flump, the edible goo. When he got there, he threw rocks at innocent people. After 217 concussions, it was time to come on stage. He already knew the host. His name is "The Game Show Host from the Really Awesome and Junk Game Show". He noticed his opponents were Chickenman, the comic book hero, a pencil, and a dead bug named Al. The Host asked Joe "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Joe answered "He didn't.", was correct. Everyone was correct until Chickenman. He said **** in his native language, chicken, and chickens are very serious about swearing. On his way to the bathroom, he was pepper-sprayed to death by an angry chicken gang. The dead bug Al answered "............ !!! " to the question "When was Alfonso Pooty Dance Pants IIIV born?" He was correct! The dead bug Al got out when he failed to spell the English word " sup' ". It was just Joe and the pencil now. Joe was asked to fight the pencil with pickles. Joe lost. The chicken army of Doom and the Flump now belong to the pencil. Then Joe heard that the Antartican Impie Thingies were rebelling against their penguin allies. Joe decided to go to Antarctica A.S.A.P.
