Yes, my friends, it is here! The long awaited Joe Quiz 2!!! This one is on the Lord of the Bling!

1) In what part of the trilogy was Meatloaf (R.I.P.) killed?

a) Don't eat that!
b) The Return of the Thing
c) The Friendship of the Bling
d) The Two Flowers

2) What foolish and yet evil creature destroys the Secret Service Dude?

a) Spider Flute
b) Spider Trumpet
c) Grasshopper Cat
d) Never Surrender!

3) Joe finds Paco and Sanchez in what section of the mall?

a) The Enchilada section
b) The Sweet Hook-ups section
c) Aweso...Er... Edible Food at reasonable Prices!
d) Hobo's R Us

4) Grefory  and a Penguin Fork Dude beat Snoop Dog with what piece of furniture?

a) Sofa
b) Litterbox
c) Chair
d) Litterbox with Cat

5) How many members of the Friendship are there in the beginning of the trilogy?

a) Can you repeat the question (no)
b) Seven
c) Nine
d) I ran out of fingers

6) Grefory is what kind of creaturey-thing?

a) Pirate Cat
b) Your Mother
c) Pirate Elf
d) Fire Extinguisher

7) Paco and Sanchez fire at Gindelf with their refried bean gun because he stole:

a) Their pet clown
b) Chips and Dip
c) Their pimpin' car
d) Their Mother

8) Who is the pilot of flight 203 in the trilogy?

a) Your Mother
b) Scooby Doo
c) Mr. T
d) Sasquatch

9) 49 people are walking down the lane. 50 of them are blown up by landmines planted by President Hoover. If President Hoover had a cat, what would its name be?

a) French
b) Marly
c) Benson
d) Ketchup

10) What is the title of the second story in the Lord of the Bling?

a) Sweet Clemintine
b) The Two Flowers
c) The New Powers

 

11) Gindelf's feet have an appetite.

a) True
b) False
 

12) Micheal Jackson once had the Bling.

a) True
b) False
 

 

13) Which of the following are hungry?

a) Me
b) Mr. T
c) Your Mother
d) All of the above

 

14) Scooby Doo is stuck in a Sleepy's Mattress store for eternity.

a) True
b) False
 

 

15) The villian in the Lord of the Bling turns out to be a cat.

a) True
b) False

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