The 3 Trials of Noodles' Birthday Party
A guy named Joe who lives in a Rich Guy's house went out to the mall to get stuff for a party. After Joe got the stuff for the party, he headed for Noodles' house cuz it was his birthday. When he got there, all the lights were out. He walked in. All of a sudden, he heard "Surprise!" The lights turned on in the room, and revealed a huge bean. The bean laughed and beat Joe on the head with a tub of puppies. Then the puppies ran away and saved the whales! Yea Baby! The Bean was all, " I am Hannibal Bean of Mummora, and I have come to force you to save the whales!" So Joe was all, "I don't wanna save the whales! They're great for watching, but I'm not gonna try to sa-" Hannibal Bean slapped tape on his face. " Fine then! As punishment for not saving the whales***, I am forcing you to complete 3 non-whale-related tests of your munchilicisnous (munCH-i-lish-us-ness)!" Joe is ok with that. Hannibal Bean tells Joe, "The first trial is just around the riverbend!" So Joe goes just around the riverbend, skipping and singing, "Boot to the cat! Meow! Meow!"
As he reached the end of the riverbend, he see's a huge house that says," Trial 1." across the street, there's a house that say's, "The Real Trial 1!" but Joe is lazy. He goes to the first 1. There is a blank white room with a phone in the middle. The phone rings. Joe picks it up, and he's all, " Why are you calling at 2'o' clock in the morning! Some people have lives to get up to in the morning!" So the guy on the phone is all, "Hi, I'm David. I'm here to offer you a great bargain on a flammable tennis ball!" Joe screams, "I got 1 of those 20 years ago, you twerpinherfer!" A huge gun pops out of the wall. Joe cowers in fear. "AMIGOS!!!!!!" The gun fires. A small green ball bounces around the room, then unravels to reveal yoda! "Passed Trial one you have, little one!" Joe hates yoda. He pelts him with an everlasting gobstopper. Yoda cries and gets in his ship, the Hobo 13, and flies away. Frekin' Star Wars.....
As Joe is about to leave the white room, the gun fires out a note. Joe can't read, so his mommy reads it to him. Joe's Mommy is all, "The note says you have to go to the toy store for the next trial. Don't forget to wipe! And pass the stupid salt when someone asks!" Joe gets on his unicycle an peddles away. At the toy store, Joe is greeted by a cashier. He gives him a free Mr. Potato Head Doll. Joe buys a toy jack hammer and eats it. Then he takes a barrel of monkeys and squishes the Mr. Potato Head with it. Joe looks at the cash register. "You have completed trial 2. Would you like to pay with cash or credit?" Joe picks cash, sells a flaming kitty, and sees Benson the Swidish Kitty! He tells Joe, in Swidish, that the third trial is at the movie theater. Joe rides Benson there. he starts watching Jaws, his favorite movie. At his favorite part, a giant sneaker walks in front of him! Joe asks him to move. He doesn't. So Joe starts making a dangerous chemical on a Bunsen burner. Then he recycles it! Its the responsible thing to do! The sneaker is so happy he hugs Joe. They start a charity called the "Beat the Feet Foundation. " Then, a message appears on screen. It says, "You have completed Trial 3! What are you doing next?" Joe is all," I'm gonna eat Frosted Flakes! The Breakfast of Former Champions!" He sees Hannibal Bean outside the theater. He is all, "I guess you don't have to save the whales....." Joe is so glad he didn't save the whales, he fries a burger! Joe is happy he survived the birthday party. He goes to Fun Time Junction to celebrate with Noodles.
To be Continued....
Mr. Potato Head: aka
trial 2
***whales are cool
