The Lord of the Bling
The Two Flowers
(Singing by Brak )
Gindelf takes a brick casserole for the road. Then he jogs back to the Friendship. "So, I guess we should start heading to those Snowy Mountains of Doom around now." The Game Show Host is all, "Why don't we just skip the Snowy Mountains of Doom and go through that Huge Tunnel of Danger?" So Gindelf's all, "Why not? It's not like you should listen to me! I'm just an old, stupid, not-wise, old man. I mean, I'm not wise or anything!" So everyone else is all thinking, "Finally!!! The old guy figures it out!" So they go to the Huge Tunnel of Danger. When they get there, the Secret Service dude is all, "Hurry up!! I want to keep going! You people are such poot-nug..." He never got to finish his sentence because he ran into a spider flute, which is all evil and stuff. It ate off his nose hair, then threw him off a cliff. Hey! Wait! Who the heck are you people! Ow! Shoot! Oh my....
The dude telling the story never got to finish his sentence because of a horde of mutant boots. I'm the new guy telling the story. Just so you know. Good.
The Friendship runs the other way. It's a dead end. Then Gindelf shows them the way out. He starts bragging about how great he his. "I told ya so! I told ya so! Gosh, you people are so dumb! Oh, great..." Because of all the yelling Gindelf did, an avalanche started. A big piece of flump hits him on the head. "$%@!" They run the other way and come back to the Snowy Mountain of Doom. How pointless was They start climbing. And they keep climbing. Everybody is covered in frostbite. O.k., so they get to the top and find an awesome evil mall. They go inside and buy enchiladas. Joe walks around and sees Paco and Sanchez, Joe's Mexican cousins who have all the sweet hook-ups on their hummer low-rider, including hydraulics and fuzzy dice. Go Fuzzy Dice :)! So Joe sees them in the sweet hook-ups department and Paco's all, "Sup Joe!!!" Joe asks them if they can drive the Friendship to the castle Helm's Sheep, which is this great place where if your in the castle and your surrounded, you can't escape cause there's a MOUNTAIN BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!!!! Paco and Sanchez are all, "Sure, Joe." The Friendship all jump into the sweet car and drive to Helm's Sheep at, like, 140 m.p.h. Noodles, Grefory, and the chicken take baseball bats and knock down mailboxes. Then they egg some houses. In total, they knock down one hundred sixty two and egg eight houses.
When they get there this old looking man with a crown made of sheep runs at them with a large coffee table and yells, "You goin' down you crazy kids!!!" The penguin fork dude screams and runs like a school girl. Then the dude with the crown stopped. "Oh, you're not the people that threw eggs at my shore house? You must be the pizza man. In that case, you were really late!!" Weird man continues his penguin chasing, Penguin fork Dude continues his screaming. The Game show Host is all, "No, we're the Friendship of The Bling, so please stop your insane awesome yelling." The weird looking man looks confused, then yells really loudly "Well, then you're just a bunch a' HIPPIES!!!!!" Gindelf says, ''Ok, then we're really the pizza men. Here's your extra cheese pizza. And so you don't kill us and eat the pizza without your toes, here's five bucks. Go buy yourself a decent face." The weird looking man dances (weirdly) and says, ''Hi, my name's King Theodimp. You can live but only if you help me by fighting in this battle where I'm ridiculously outnumbered!!! You'll probably die anyway" Paco and Sanchez drive them inside and the cousins decide to stay. Gindelf goes up to King Theodimp and they talk. A lot. Again. They finally stop and Gindelf grabs his staff and hits a squirrel across the room. For no reason! It blows up and shoots out the window. Poor squirrels are gonna' go extinct... Then the Game Show Host sees a ton of storcs. And Snoop Dog is at the front and he's rapping really horribly. So bad, it almost killed them. The storcs start shooting coffee mugs at them. So King Theodimp grabs a phone and calls his people. His people are: one hundred Magical Musical French Monkeys and fifty Pirate Elves. So they come. Boy, he really should think about getting some new people! I mean, I'm only in 5th grade and I already have four hundred somthin' people.... Anyway, they decide to fight the storcs. Right after Snoop Dog stops his horribly bad rapping.
Snoop Dog stops his gay rapping after three days. By then Joe is crying. The storcs throw water bottles and pencil sharpeners at the Friendship and the Pirate Elves. So a bunch of M.M.F. Monkeys dump boiling paper onto the storcs. Paco and Sanchez start putting to rapid firing machine guns to good use. The Monkeys keep that up while The Friendship and the Pirate Elves run out and beat the storcs with fake legs from the mall. But the Storcs use flump bombs. The Friendship runs back in with the Pirate Elves. Joe's all, "Time to bring out the secret weapon." The G.S. Host is all, "What secret weapon?" Joe says, '' The two flowers." Joe grabs these two flowers and runs out to fight the storcs. He yells "Bang" and all the storcs who get hit by it blow up. Then Snoop Dog is all mad. So Grefory and the penguin beat him with a chair. Snoop Dog gets more angry and raps so badly, he kills himself and all the storcs. Joe dances. They have a party. The Friendship plans the last part of their journey to mount Rap. Well, they will, once Gindelf stops eating those chips with dip.
Squirrel before it was killed by Gindelf
