THE L.A.R.D.L.E. CLUB

If you wish to join the Lumpy Aardvarks Root Doodle Lardilicous Emu club, sign below with both your real name and code name. Just tell me your job.  By the way, there is no president. If you sign, you must know that you are undertaking the responsibility to protect and serve all hobos, monkeys, and microphones. You are also undertaking the responsibility of keeping the secret of the L.A.R.D.L.E. club, which I will tell you after you sign.

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