Here are the correct answers for the quiz:

1. The Two Flowers

2. False

3. The Friendship of the Bling

4. Spider Flute

5. True

6. The Sweet Hook-ups section

7. Chair

8. Nine

9. True

10. Pirate Elf

11. their chips and dip

12. Scooby Doo

13. True

14. All of em'

15. Yes or No.

Key:

1-5 correct: Do you speak English?

6-8 correct: Joe wants YOU to read the Lord of the Bling.

9-12 correct: You did ok. For a FOOL!

13-14 correct: You did pretty good. If you cheated, Joe knows it.

Perfect: You are an honorary member of the Friendship of the Bling!