Don't read this unless you have lots of free time.
JOE LAUNCHED INTO SPACE WITH THE GAMESHOW HOST, THE PENGUIN FORK DUDE, AND A BLIND GORRILA. THEY WERE ON THEIR WAY WHEN SUDDENLY, the gorilla farted. The Man on The Moon was ALL, " O MY GOODNESS, THAT IS THE WORST THING I'VE EVER SMELLED COMIN' OUT OF A GORRILA!!!!!" THE GORILLA WAS SO INSULTED HE ATE HIS OWN ARM. SO JOE LAUNCHED A NUCLEAR MISSILE AT THE MAN ON THE MOON for revenge. So then there was this huge spacebattle. Paco and Sanchez eventually came and ate the man on the moon cause he was made of cheese. Then the Mob decided to follow Joe. So Joe ate Boston Creme Pie UNTIL HE THREW UP. THEN HE STARTED dancing to MC HAMMER. IT SCARED THE MOBSTERS SO BAD THEY ATE OLD CEREAL AND RAN AWAY. SUDDENLY, JOE NOTICED that they were getting close to a field of asteroids. So then he yelled to the Game show Host," Go GET THE REFRIED BEAN BLASTER!" THE GAME SHOW HOST QUICKLY GRABBED IT AND AIMED IT AT THE asteroids. blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
