The Dawn of the Joe
After Antarctica.....
Joe, a Magical Musical French Monkey, a fried and breaded chicken, The Really awesome and junk game show host, a penguin fork dude, and eight Secret Service agents were going to the "Shop and Stop Go and Sometimes". They all loved Mexican food, especially enchiladas. So they run to that part of the store. When they try to buy the enchiladas, they remember they're broke, so they decide to take over the Mexican section and eliminate all opposition. The employees all grab Mexico's secret weapon, refried beans!!! The deadly beans are so tasty, you have to eat them. If you eat enough of the stuff, you explode! Joe and his followers pull out Pepto-Bismal, and sing the Pepto-Bismal song. These two Secret Service Agents try to run, but they eat a gallon of refried beans! In seconds, there is nothing left of them but bean. Joe pulls out a laser fork and him and the penguin fork dude charge and poke the employees mercilessly. The really awesome and junk game show host builds walls, while the chicken and the M.M.F. monkey raid the weapon department. They take shotguns, M-16 machine gun rifles, sniper rifles, a rocket launcher, swords, fake legs, and maces. Then a bunch of evil enchilada zombies come and say they want enchiladas. Now. So Joe grabs medium salsa and loads it into a shotgun. He shoots and all the zombies in the front slowly disenagrate. Joe and The M.M.F. monkey take the main entrance, the secret service agents take the escalator, and everyone else stays on the walls with sniper rifles. Now the zombies are ticked off, and start moving towards the Mexican section. But then they see a sale on high heels and start going towards the shoe. While the zombies find out the high heels are not in size dead, Joe and company load their weapons. Joe signals an attack, and everyone fires. Joe runs out with an M-16 and a fake leg. Then the zombies start beating on the walls with the weapons left over from the weapon department, not to mention the elevators situation. Two Secret Service people were dead, and the rest of them were surrounded. The penguin fork dude helps them, and Joe goes back out, this time with his machete. He holds them off for a while so the snipers can get back on track. The penguin fork dude is fighting with Darth Dead Guy. Darth kills the poor bird when he puts up his arms and yells "touchdown", and the game show host throws a super hot salsa bomb at Darth Dead Guy, killing Darth on contact. Joe and everyone with him grab shot guns and rocket launchers, and beat the holy #%$! out of them. Joe wins, they bury everyone who died, and then they eat enchiladas till they get bad gas. Yeah!!
one of two shotguns used by Joe
