The Perfect Joe
Joe was going on a cruise in the Pacific. Considering it was a seven day cruise, Joe took only his best clothes, a life jacket, and a flare gun with him. After driving down his 14 mile driveway, he found there was a ton of rush hour traffic. If it didn't speed up soon, they'd have to leave without Joe. He took out his flare gun and shot the car in front of him. The car exploded into flames, and 20 monkeys ran out into the street. They tossed some old man off a bridge. They were out for human blood. Everyone was so freaked, they drove like Antarctican Impie Thingies were chasing them.
Soon after he got on the boat, the ship left. Joe ran around and drained wine from the bottle. Everything was lookin fine when the boat hit an iceberg and a storm hit on on the third day. It was like, the worst possible storm you could think of. Only a few people managed to get on life boats. Soon the whole ship of doom would be underwater. Joe ran and saw the monkeys whose car he lit on fire. He made them lifejackets using only strings, sticks, and 20 lifejackets. Joe put on his lifejacket. He and the monkeys swam to shore. They went to the docks and bought a battleship. On the way back to save the people, they ran into evil monkeys with battleships. There was a huge battle and I can't show it because it would reveal a secret of Joe's that only Joe and I should ever know. I can tell you that four good monkeys died, and Joe and the three monkey gunners took down 40 battleships and 200 aircraft. They rushed back to the cruise ship and saved all the people except this one old lady. One guy was a game show host and he invited Joe to be on his game show. Joe said sure.
rare film of Joe's cruise ship
continued in The Downfall of Chickenman......
