The Dead Guy's Heir
Joe, a guy who lived in a rich guys house, was getting ready for vacation. He was packing a colt revolver, his wallet, an extra pair of pants, his machete, and a pack of gum. He and the rich guy were going deep sea fishing in the rich guys private yacht. They drove to the dock, and after visiting all the dock's stores, they took off.
They managed to catch fifty fish over a week long trip. On their way back the Sea Monkey Pirates, or S.M.P., started boarding their boat. A Sea Monkey Pirate threw the rich guy, who could not swim, overboard. Joe decided he had to beat down the pirates before saving the rich guy. He took out his wallet and gave one Monkey a paper cut with a dollar bill. The pirate screamed in pain and horror. He gagged a pirate with his pants. Joe kicked both of the injured Sea Monkeys overboard. There were still three left! Joe took out his colt revolver and aimed at a Sea Monkey Pirate. Bam! bye bye Sea Monkey. Bang! Two down. Click! He took out his machete and cut down the last one. He ran to the life boat and got the rich guy out of the water. But it was to late. The rich guy drowned. Joe took the body with him and left the boat to swim to shore.
After the burial, Joe found out he got all the rich guys stuff.
Continued in The Perfect Joe
