Bankruptcy and Beyond
One day, a man named Joe just came home after a long day. He found out that the store he owned just went bankrupt. With almost nothing, he packed a bag and then burned his house for something to do. Afterwards he left and took the left turn down by George St. Soon after he left he started getting hungry. He saw a goat out of the corner of his left eye. He pulled out his trusty machete and ran after the goat. He ran into a brick wall. His food got away.
After a couple of days of eating nothing but Gummi Worms, Joe was starving. He saw a pool of clear, clean, toxic water. He was dirty, so he jumped in. He swam around for a couple of minutes, until he found a payphone. There he called the guy across the street and called him a foog. Then, after a couple more minutes of swimming, he saw a rich guy. He was swimming in the rich guy's pool and told Joe that his house was across the street. On the way their, Joe told the rich guy his story, and the rich guy cried. He said Joe could live in his house. All of a sudden, Irish flying lawn gnomes started attacking them. Then they figured out they were supposed to be in Nick M.'s story fighting Vikings and flamingoes, so they left.
P.S. Joe's former house is across from my house, so don't think I just made this up. Even ask Nick K. or Mike T.
Continued in The Three Hundred Monkeys.......
Rich guys (big) pool
