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| DATE: 04/16/2006 AUTHOR: Mike Podgorski I could not, in good conscience, put this entire sprite
comic on one page for you. Doing so would cause those of you with
shoddy computers to sit here forever waiting for the sheer number of
images to load. The bloody thing is over 200 panels long, and at least
half of those are larger than what is usually on these pages. This is
insanity, and the canon fodder at the end will no doubt be the length
of a novella. In any case, read on. Read on for four pages. On the plus
side, there's the first appearance of Cruton and various cameos from
television and video game stars.
NAVIGATION:
Epilog: Rygar is Momentarily Gotten the Drop On Episode One: To Save Buenos and Lame Jokes Episode Two: A Kirby and a Bird-Thing Walk Into a Bar Episode Three: Pedro the Bull Episode Four: Pink Floyd Mike P Episode Five: Return of AOMP Episode Six: Save the Free World Episode Seven: Not Really an Episode Extras and Whatnot |
![]() The first of several mistakes: this is obviously a prolog, but for some reason, I called it an epilog. Mike P is, in fact, busting through a wall like the Kool-Aid Man. The reasons for doing this are unclear, though I thought it was funny at the time. Finally, the "AOMP thing" referred to here was a script-based site involving, as you could probably guess, the Adventures of Mike P. Though grand designs were had for it, it died fairly quickly and was unremarkable. This will not stop me from redoing the first several chapters for an upcoming AOMP storyline. ![]() Rygar was the first sprite I ripped all by myself! For some reason, my friends and I became obsessed with the character from his NES game. Perhaps it was the bald fat guy that won us over. ![]() If you've read the current AOMP, you'll recognize that device as that which started that whole comic. ![]() Yes, the device is actually called the trans-quantum taction collapse net. I just thought the A-Hole was funnier, dirtier name for it. Also, it's easier to remember. ![]() The word balloons are all mixed up for most of those panels. The final two should have Mike P talking first, with Cruton responding. Cruton was one of the AOMP characters, and the first to use vulgarities. Cruton is also the first character with a discernable personality. ![]() The promotional art for "Super Smash Brothers Melee" is the reason for this whole storyline. You see, the Ice Climbers Nana and Popo were featured in that art, and they seemed so horribly absurd that the need to make them evil eskimos bent on destruction was unbearable. ![]() So ends the "epilog". I believe this is also the final use of the old Ned and Joe "sprites". Stay tuned as to why. |
![]() At some point along the way, Mike P became squished. He would remain that way for quite a while. ![]() The only thing I can say about this sequence is that we know "Buenos Dies" means "Good Day". Besides, I doubt Mexico really has such a sign at thier border. ![]() "Grandia II" is a fantastic
game. Regetfully, I was never able to beat it because my Dreamcast
decided to stop working. Also, notice how lame the main building looks
in that panel. Shameful, really.
![]() You know, having friends is
probably the direct reason this comic was made. You see, when "BFNA"
and "Count Pikapunk" I was alone and friendless. However, by the time
"Mike P Finds His Hat" came about, I had a few more friends. Then, when
this comic came about the number of friends was relatively unchanged,
but I was in closer contact with them by this point. Evidence of this
is in that last panel there... I had not known what "fan service" was
until Matt O'Malley, who created "Double O" and co-creator of "Mike Q"
showed me "Neon Genesis Evangelion" and the show promised twice as much
fan service. After I found out what it was, I knew I needed to use it
in the way I did. It's also a joke, as five times nothing is still
nothing.
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Around this time, Sega announced their withdrawal from consoles and entry into the video game industry as a software devoloper. Yes, a time of great change indeed. ![]() Cruton means "Fuzzy Turtle
Hunter". Who knew? I also like how the viking helmet fits perfectly on
the "Super Mario World" Goomba.
![]() Time for explanations: I was in Marching Band in high school. This one chair, it seemed like it had eyes on the back of it. I claimed that it lied to me. Obviously, a chair cannot like but this didn't stop my claims. I waged a terrible war against that chair until the final band concert of my senior year. Few people know what happened to that chair after that. Only I know for sure. ![]() Mike P's plasma blast isn't the
only thing that changed between episodes. More instances of this can be
seen in the next episode, and the next time we see Bob, Joe, and Ned.
![]() Considering everything, I guess Mike P is susceptible to electric-attacks. This is the second time electricity has knocked him for a loop. ![]() Hitting people on the head seems to do wonders in curing psychological disorders. ![]() I was inordinately proud of that "NES Advantage" joke. Before we continue, however, I must apologize profusely about the next episode. The next four panels represent the general size of each grouping. |
![]() Mike P grows generally more deformed with each passing episode. Now, we're going to the next page of this epic. I would strongly suggest switching your monitor's resolution to 1024x768. before continuing. Pat Buchanan is just the first of several celebrities about to make a cameo. |
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