In My peferct World
Mood:  suave
I find this hilariuos but yet, I didnt write it.



In My Perfect World


As some of you know, I’m planning to take over the world one day. Basically, I will be god. I will control you all and tell you what to do. However, I know some of you aren’t going to be willing to change your lifestyles so quickly. So I’ve developed a punishment for you people, and for any of you who decide not to follow me in the future or any of my right hand men.
If anyone challenges me or doesn’t follow my instructions, many days of pure torture will be their punishment. First, I will begin by having my men kidnap this person as to avoid attention and such. Next, they will be tied down to a metal chair that’s hooked up to a type of oven. Fore 37 hours, I will increase the heat every half hour until the chair is as hot as a brander. After the burning flesh fest, I will blind fold them, and take them into another room where they’ll hang from the walls in shackles and chains with a giant hook from a crane holding them up by their back. The room will be pitch dark so that all they can see is a digital clock hanging on the wall saying “you have this long to live” as it counts down by the second for one full day. When time is up, I will burst through the door and yell out “SURPRISE!” and say that they’ve won 30 million dollars and they’re on TV. They’ll get a meal of their choice, seeing as how I’ve kept them without food and water for quite some time, but the food will be drugged with medicine that makes someone not able to move, but still feel all pain. Then I take a scalpel and make incisions along their body every 3 cm and fill it with salt, making the person scream out in pain, but incapable of doing anything about it. Finally, I will blindfold them again and drug them so that they are unconscious for 2 days. I will take them to the middle of no where in a helicopter, and as they always, throw them out about 20ft above the ground. If they make it back to civilization, do you really think they’re going to try anything on me again?
Of course, you can always do it the easy way and just live by my rules and be peaceful with everyone. Life will me much like it is now, except there will be no war, no poverty, and there will be no stupid people. Now everyone is clumsy, but I’m talking about the really stupid people who are 23 working at Taco Bell and don’t know that detergent has the same meaning as soap. Live life up for now, for if you betray me or my men, you will pay the punishment.