A Pointless Website.
Greetings. Unless you haven't already guessed, this website is absolutely pointless. There is nothing at all to be gained by veiwing it. And yet, here you are, looking at this page - a page with no purpose. You will not find any interesting information here. You will not find any amazing/clever/gruesome images here. You will not find any insightful political commentary here. You will not find the latest news about your favorite band here. You will not find any pictures of naked Japanese schoolgirls here. What you will find here is a whole pile of NOTHING. If you take five minutes to look around this site you will be no more informed/amused than you were before you started. You will have wasted five minutes. And yet, I invite you to explore these pages. Why, you may ask, should I spend my valuable time looking at nothing? Well, there are many reasons why you should take the time to view the various pages located here on this completely pointless website. The Internet is all about wasting your time. The human race has never indulged in a more pointless activity. Even watching hour upon hour of Television is a more worthwhile pass time. At least you can fall asleep in front of the TV. The Internet doesn't even allow you that much. Ever tried to get some shut-eye at your desk? Unless you're really drunk it's pretty much impossible. If you were to sit in a room with the door shut and the blinds drawn staring at a blank wall you would be engaged in a more productive activity than surfing the net because pretty soon you would start to think about the things that are happening in your life and maybe after some introspective thought you might be able to come up with some solutions to some of the problems you are facing. This cannot happen while you are engaged in viewing page after page of mind-numbing tripe that is to be found here on this marvel of communication technology. Even now - you've probably wasted a good couple of minutes reading this completely pointless block of text. What the hell is wrong with you? Why are you still reading this? I've already explained that while most of the websites to be found on the Internet are fairly pointless, THIS site in particular is COMPLETELY pointless. See, now you've gone and wasted another 30 seconds reading about how you're wasting your time if you read this. And yet, you could say that these past few minutes haven't been completely in vein. Look at it this way: if you were out actually doing something (instead of sitting hunched over at you computer desk, staring zombie-like at this screen) you might somehow find a way to seriously injure yourself. You might've decided it was a good idea to skateboard down that really steep hill you've always thought would be cool to skateboard down. Maybe, when you were halfway down and going too fast to jump off, some suburban paramecium in a station wagon might've backed out of their driveway right into your path and caused you to fly off your board and grind off 80% of your skin as you tumble helplessly down the gravelly surface of the road. At the very least, you can say that while reading this pointless nonsense you aren't lying at the end of a 50 foot reddish smear at the bottom of that hill at the end of your street with all the shitty neighborhood kids gawking at the twisted, gooey, skinless wreck of your person. But then again, on the flip side: maybe instead of sitting on your ever-widening ass reading pointless gibberish you decide to go out and something really cool and totally unexpected happens to you. I'm not sure what, exactly. But you'll never know, because you're sitting here reading this - not going out and having cool stuff happen to you.
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