Ello, ello. My name is Nic, and I'm the Chartreuse Buzzard of this page. Even though everything's purple.
And why is everything purple, you ask? Well, why is your carpet puke green? Because you LIKE puke green, right????? Well, I like purple. So shut the fuck up already.
Erg. This used to be a simple page of my pictures, but I've taken it down. It was killing too many people.
