"My First Storie" By: Speshalboyye One day I was walking down the street and I saw a man in a blue suit. I walked by him and he stepped on my foot. Outraged by this I said "what are you doing you smurf!!" and he looked down at me and said "WHAT??" So I kicked him in his big blue nads! To my surprise he just smiled and said "YES!!! Do it again!! Do it again!!!" So I did… and this time he fell on the ground and started to cry. All I could think was "Man I'm hungry" So I unpaused my walkman which was playing MC Hammers Greatest Hits and walked to Pizza Hut and got a Personal Pan and a Pepsi. When I was done eating I saw that Smurf walking by so I run up behind him and kicked him in his ass! He fell down and busted his face open on the sidewalk. It was so funny. Even thinking about it now makes me laugh. Hehehe. I love Smurfs. "Poo" By: Speshalboyye Poo is good.  I love to poo in the toilet. Sometimes I like to poo in a bucket so I can look at it when I'm done. When its in a bucket its not all watered down. Nothing is worse than watered down poo!! One time when I was looking at my poo I realized it looked just like Osama Bin Laden, so I hit it with a hammer and splattered his brains all over the place. I hate him. But I love poo. "Pants" By: Speshalboyye Last week I was smelling my pants (Cuz when you fart a lot in your pants the butt starts to smell after a while!), and I passed out. I then entered a world of wonder and make believe!! A world where farts flow like water and poo grows from trees!! A place where diaria skys never darken, and toilet paper doesn't exist. Mmmmmmmm…. What a wonderful place. If only such a place was real, I would be in heaven! "Mac & Cheese" By: Speshalboyye One afternoon I was eating a bowl of soup when I realized I didn't have any underwear on! I looked all around my house for my misplaced undies but all I could find was a box of macaroni and cheese. I cut a couple leg holes in the box and put on my new panties! I wore them for the rest of the day until I went to bed that nite. For the next couple days I pooed out noodles and powder cheese!! The moral of this story?? Take the mac and cheese out of the box before you wear it for underwear!! Unless you like pooing out odd things… which I do! "Three's Company" By: Speshalboyye Last week I was watching a three's company weeklong marathon on TV when all of a sudden I heard a sound from down below. I looked down at my stomach and it was making noises like a wild boar in heat. I ran to the toilet but… I didn't make it in time. I had poo running down my leg and dripping onto the ground. I took off my sock and used it to clean the poo off the ground. In the process I slipped on a rouge turd. I hit my head on the floor. When I woke up I was covered in poo and I had flies all over me, I had been out for three days! I got up off the floor and I didn't have to go to the bathroom any more, so I went back to watching TV. What a good show Three's company is! "Joe" By: Speshalboyye There once was a boy named Joe. Joe loved to eat pies. One day Joe found a $5 dollar bill sitting on the sidewalk and ran to the store to buy as many pies as a $5 bill could buy. As he walked out the door with a big bag of pies he saw an old lady weeping on the sidewalk in front of the store. He walked up to her and asked, "What's wrong??" and she looked at him with tears in her eyes and said, "I lost my last 5 dollars and now I cant afford to pay all my bills!! I might get thrown out of my house because of this!" Joe knew that he had just bought a bag full of pies with this poor old ladies rent money. He looked at the bag and with a heavy heart and realized he had to do the right thing. He reached in, pulled out a pie handed to the old lady and ran away. As he ran away she yelled "Thank you young man" and he knew he had done the right thing, even though he had to give up one of his pies. Later that day as he ate his pies, Joe realized what a great person he was and that made him feel good inside. The moral of the story: Always do what you can to help others. "Why Bother?" By: Speshalboyye Last Tuesday my friend bill was sleeping and having a dream about swimming in the Atlantic Ocean when he started to feel a warn wet sensation from down below. He woke up and looked down but it was too late, he had whizzed all over himself. He thought about cleaning up after himself but why bother? He would most likely wiz the bed again in like a month or two, so he just got back in bed. He fell back to sleep and after about 3 minutes he pooped the bed, proving that cleaning up after yourself is a total waste of time. "The Old Lady" By: Speshalboyye I was recently walking to the video store to rent some porn when I saw an old lady trying to cross a busy street. She had a lot of bags in her hands and she seemed to be having a problem walking. I figured the porn would still be there if I took a little detour on the way so I walked over to the poor old lady. When I got a little closer I noticed she also had a walker and I knew I had to do something. So I ran over and pushed her down. Then I took her bags and ran away. Stupid old lady. "Jackass" By: Speshalboyye Once I saw a man sitting on a bench at the park eating his boogers. I walked over and sat next to him. I figured that I could do something gross if he could, so I started to pick my bum and smell my fingers. That jerk looked at me with his finger still looking for treasure and said "Dude, what's wrong with you? You're ruining my lunch!" So I punched him in the face and went on my way. Later that same day he and a bunch of his loser friends saw me on the swings and thought that it would be fun to come over and harass me. So when they walked up I peed on there shoes. They grabbed me strapped me to the jungle Jim and painted Jackass on my chest. Little did they know, that happens to me three or four times a week!! Who's that jackass now? Peanut" By: Speshalboyye Did you ever wonder why corn and peanuts form back together in your poo even though you chewed them up really well?? It's so weird… And now boys and girls it's time for the one storie that never made it to wack0's site. You're seeing it here for the first time anywhere!!! And now... "Good 'ol Sam" By: Speshalboyye Like two weeks ago me and my friend Sam were watchin a porno and this hot ass girl was getting done in the bum. After about 3 minutes of bum sex they showed her face and it was Sam's mom!! He didn't know what to do, should he puke or keep watching?? I would say… puke but he keep watching. I asked him "Hey isn't that your ma dude?" And all he would say was "Umm… no. I don't think so. Nope not her" over and over again. Then he excused himself to the bathroom and when he came out he was buttoning up pants and crying. He is such a funny guy, wackin off to his mom and all. Hahaha. <<Back to main>>

Before the FuNn HoUsE opened my old pail wack0 had a site. One day he asked me to write a storie for his front page. I did and it was a huge sucess. After it more followed until the day wack0 killed his site. But fear not speshal friends those stories didn't die with that site. They live on here in the FuNn HoUsE!!! Plus as a treat to all you out there I have included a long lost never before seen storie that was written just before the untimely deat of "Mike's Wacked Out". If you want click on the name of the site to see what once was... my last storie he posted is still there...