SHOW ASS - This square is counted when a request for ass is issued.
	YOU'RE SO HOT - Whenever a 'you're so hot' or 'you're the hottest' phrase is seen.
	ANY HEELS - A request for or to see the model's heels
	VIP EGO STROKE - Statements here showing off the superiority of being a VIP ex. "I'm so happy I'm VIP and can watch this private!"
	IT'S MY BIRTHDAY - The ever present appeal for freebies due to it being someone's birthday.
	MONITOR ACTION - Here someone has invoked the power of the chat monitor, i.e. a room banning.
	I'LL GO PRIVATE, PROMISE - These assurances are always proceeded by "before we go, show me xxxx".
	TECH PROBLEMS - A problem with audio, visual, or chat itself.
	STUPID SPAM - Anytime an idiot not only spams phrases over and over, but the inevitable inclusion of multiple letters is present.
	SHOW PUSSY - The command that the model reveal her pussy in free chat.
	YOU ARE THE BEST ONE HERE - No matter whose room it is, they're always the 'best' it seems.
	NO CREDIT - The siren call of the financially oppressed, whether their card is blocked, overcharged, or not supported by the site.
	VOTE PLEA - A plea for FOTM or FOTY votes, whether by the model or on her behalf.
	SHOW ME WET FINGERS - Always someone wants to see some moist digits.
	WHERE IS SHE? - Even if the model steps offcam for only 3 seconds, someone will inquire as to her whereabouts.
	FILTERED - The random chatter that falls victim to the filter. This should be due to their attempt to use a banned word and not a random censor action.
	I HAVE A 10 INCH COCK - Whether 10 inches or 25cm, this internet boast always shows up at some point.
	HAND BRA - Whenever someone asks for a 'hand bra', which is somehow more visually potent then the normal 'fabric bra'.
	SMOKE IN PRIVATE - The request for the model to shorten her lung capacity and lifespan grants you this square.
	FOOT FETISH - The request to see feet or inquiries into foot-related shows fill this square.
	HOW MUCH TO FUCK YOU? - Someone will always want to cut through the middle man and arrange a liaison directly with the model.
	YOUR MOM! RETORT - Whenever a chat war of the words breaks out, someone will always succumb to the easy "your mother" insult.
	YOU SQUIRT? - For some reason, the ability of a girl to go Old Faithful on cam leads the questions list.
	ZOOM IN OR OUT - No matter at what resolution a cam feed is, someone will want it reversed.
	YOUR PUSSY SHAVED? - Also acceptable "YOU SHAVED?" - the bare kitty interrogative.
	DO YOU FIST? - Although now outlawed in 97 countries and the Vatican, this question still rears its head.
	WILL YOU MARRY ME? - Eh, what the hell. With the divorce rate as it is, why not ask this one.
	SHOW TITS - Someone will always ask to see the funbags. Always.
	GOT OIL? - Oil shows are nice, and requests for them allows this square to be marked off.
	EMAIL? - Those who don't know the xxxmodel@flirt4free.com formula for email will ask this one.
	TOYS? - Not all girls have/use toys, so this question still pokes up from time to time.
	ONAN FREE SPACE - Who's that sexy devil? That's me, your free space.