Bierhause...the place sticks of twat juice, cigarettes, and sweat. Over in the corner, a greasy seventy-year old man is singing to himself. You recognize him as ex-president Fujimori. You're tempted to walk over and buy him a drink, but suddenly a hot girl at the end of the bar catches your eye. She winks at you and seems to be waving you over. You look down at your hand, and realize you're still holding your ticket stub for a free rum and coke. Do you:

Buy Fujimori a drink

Go to see what the hot girl is waving about

Go to get your free drink taken care of

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