//I will be inserting commentary via C++ style //comment slashes Dairyblues: hey EvilPlutocrat: hi :-) //the use of emoticons is a sign of sincerity--we //would otherwise not have emotions without them Dairyblues: how are you doing today? EvilPlutocrat: good Dairyblues: sorry i had to go without saying bye the other day EvilPlutocrat: that's fine, and you did, actually say goodbye Dairyblues: well, i didn't get to tell you live, lol EvilPlutocrat: ah well EvilPlutocrat: So what's up? Dairyblues: just got done shopping Dairyblues: lol Dairyblues: what a girl thing, i know EvilPlutocrat: well, sometimes I like to shop...well...no, not really lol Dairyblues: but my bro and i went out earlier before he went to school, then my grandma and i went out to finish some stuff up Dairyblues: LOL Dairyblues: you're such a dork :-) EvilPlutocrat: lol Dairyblues: i can't wait for mother's day Dairyblues: i'm so excited EvilPlutocrat: I can't wait, either. EvilPlutocrat: I'm not sure what to get... Dairyblues: i have so much stuff, i have to save some for bday, and some for like next mother's day, or something, lol Dairyblues: what does your mommy like? //Isn't she a darling? She said "mommy." EvilPlutocrat: She likes it when I read aloud to her. EvilPlutocrat: When I was a kid, she used to put me to sleep by reading a story...now I return the favor, I guess. Dairyblues: you read to her before bed then? EvilPlutocrat: yep EvilPlutocrat: it's kind of weird //Not to mention perverse, but I know she's going to //melt like butter hearing about it. Dairyblues: what about a cute bedtime stories book, like precious moments, or something Dairyblues: it comes from the heart, and you'll both enjoy it EvilPlutocrat: lol...that might be interesting //I'm sure she finds them to be quite thought- //provoking. Just right for her. Dairyblues: i don't think it's weird at all, i think it's sweet //Of course you do, sweetmeat. EvilPlutocrat: hmm, I'll consider it... EvilPlutocrat: maybe I should try one of those Chicken Soup for the Soul books...are those any good? Dairyblues: yeah, they're wonderful! //Wow, how did I ever guess that one? Dairyblues: i have a few Dairyblues: i love when people read to me when i'm going to sleep EvilPlutocrat: I do too...Luke is messaging me again...he's weird Dairyblues: he said you're the nicest guy he knows //Tsk tsk...I know for a fact that you took that //out of context...lies make baby Jesus cry... Dairyblues: :-) EvilPlutocrat: is that all he said...? ;-) Dairyblues: well... i'll never tell ;-) //how very coy... EvilPlutocrat: okay Dairyblues: anyways, how was your day? EvilPlutocrat: good Dairyblues: what did you do? EvilPlutocrat: a little prayer before the day, a review for an upcoming final EvilPlutocrat: the usual Dairyblues: what classes are you taking? EvilPlutocrat: mostly programming classes Dairyblues: computer? EvilPlutocrat: yep EvilPlutocrat: I like the process of it...it's more art than science, really Dairyblues: that's really cool EvilPlutocrat: heh, I like to think so, but a lot of my peers think I'm a bit "square" Dairyblues: L7 Dairyblues: heh Dairyblues: well, i'm a dork! //no shit... EvilPlutocrat: oh I don't know...a lot of people think that of themselves Dairyblues: i am for real though, it's a wonderful thing Dairyblues: not a dork in a bad way, a dork in a cool way //keep telling yourself that... EvilPlutocrat: I've noticed over the years that the "popular" people are kind of...bland, if you know what I mean. Dairyblues: i know exactly what you mean Dairyblues: and shallow //nothing like you, my dear EvilPlutocrat: if they only knew how much more they could be... Dairyblues: that's why we have to show them through our actions! EvilPlutocrat: indeed... Dairyblues: i went to post prom with my bro and some friends last weekend, and we were playing minigolf, and i have bruises all over my knees, because we were being like on happy gilmore, and hitting the balls really hard... EvilPlutocrat: lol Dairyblues: this one ball i hit, hit a huge rock and came back at me and hit me in the shin, it was great EvilPlutocrat: um...sure, that sounds fun...lol //wow...just fucking...wow... Dairyblues: my buddy hit a ball into the parking lot, and almost hit this stellar viper... we were all just about ready to pee our pants, lol //watersports fetish repressed? ...naw... EvilPlutocrat: yeah, people care quite a bit about their cars...a little too much sometimes heh //for a brief moment I considered pointing out that //one shouldn't worship cars like they were idols... //but really...you have to keep a leash on the little //devil inside you if you want to do something //worthwhile in the long run Dairyblues: yeah, but it was a viper!!! Dairyblues: i love cars EvilPlutocrat: I know what you mean...it would have been a shame... Dairyblues: but anyways, that was my fun for the weekend EvilPlutocrat: I'm trying to think of something interesting... Dairyblues: heh goodluck //bitch Dairyblues: tell me about yourself EvilPlutocrat: me? my favorite color is green, I liked micromachines as a kid...hmm Dairyblues: sweet! EvilPlutocrat: I discovered why they were considered a choking hazard EvilPlutocrat: at the age of 15! EvilPlutocrat: hehe Dairyblues: lol, tell me about it EvilPlutocrat: well...it was for $10...and at 15, with no job, I was like "I've never seen that much money before!" EvilPlutocrat: my friend actually prepared to do the heimlich manoever in advance...so it turned out ok Dairyblues: LOL Dairyblues: were you supposed to swallow it? //oh shit, don't make me think about such things now EvilPlutocrat: well...I figured it probably wasn't too toxic Dairyblues: oh goodness EvilPlutocrat: boy, that little car shot out of my mouth at high speed EvilPlutocrat: the Heimlich manoever definitely works //Phew! I was worried for a second I wouldn't be //to match her Happy Gilmore stupidity Dairyblues: HAHAHAHAHA!!! EvilPlutocrat: so...yeah...there's one of life's lessons Dairyblues: that is great! Dairyblues: see, you're definitely not square! //because swallowing cars is definitely cool EvilPlutocrat: only willing to eat small toys for money... EvilPlutocrat: I guess that's cool...yeah...lol Dairyblues: i have a virtual pet at the virtual zoo Dairyblues: :-) Dairyblues: it's a seal EvilPlutocrat: virtual zoo? Dairyblues: yeah, virtualzoo.com Dairyblues: lol EvilPlutocrat: I gotta check this out... Dairyblues: you can teach it to do stuff, it's actually pretty cool EvilPlutocrat: teach it...kind of makes me wonder sometimes about where computers are headed Dairyblues: my seal can love me, take a bath, drive a car, stand up, and become a secret agent Dairyblues: heh Dairyblues: i'm now teaching him how to fish Dairyblues: i love fishing EvilPlutocrat: teaching him how to fish, so that he may eat for a lifetime? Dairyblues: i have a cool poster with that on it //she didn't catch the reference...she's too wrapped //up in her pride and joy...the virtual seal EvilPlutocrat: 92057 pets...wow Dairyblues: a little earlier luke asked what you told me about God Dairyblues: i'm number 50024 //she has to squeeze out that last bit of info on her //pet before we start something serious, like an old //gomer squeezing the last drops of piss out of his //shrivled cock EvilPlutocrat: perhaps he's curious? EvilPlutocrat: I think a part of him is willing to come back. Dairyblues: i told him some stuff, and he hasn't responded Dairyblues: i would really like to think so EvilPlutocrat: I think that in itself might signify something EvilPlutocrat: his silence Dairyblues: at least he didn't totally bash me, like he usually does Dairyblues: :-) //very nice, Luke...good to show restraint EvilPlutocrat: that's good EvilPlutocrat: bashing is a defense mechanism, it pushes people away Dairyblues: yeah, i just try to be really nice, and don't start a war Dairyblues: even when i'm defending myself or my faith, i put lots of little smiley faces, so he knows that i'm not mad or upset //exactly...clearly demonstrating how powerful these //little yellow faces are EvilPlutocrat: Sometimes that angers them more, though. They don't want to believe that you really care, because it shames them. EvilPlutocrat: I shouldn't just assume that about him, though. EvilPlutocrat: It's hard when you can't read minds. Dairyblues: he's really deep though //I'm sorry, Luke. I had to laugh at this one. EvilPlutocrat: That's good. His own mind may bring him to the light. Dairyblues: and one thing i learned about him a long time ago, even when he puts down your ideas, he thinks about them later Dairyblues: and he thinks hard, then asks you questions //this is truly alien to her EvilPlutocrat: he can't help it, humans were made to think EvilPlutocrat: amongst other things, of course //most important being complete fanaticism Dairyblues: yeah, it's wonderful in that way EvilPlutocrat: that's odd...he hasn't really brought this up with me Dairyblues: which part? EvilPlutocrat: the theological debating Dairyblues: wow, i have some saved, i should send them to you EvilPlutocrat: That would be nice. It might be better if I could talk to him directly some time, as well. //consider this possibility Dairyblues: we used to talk on the phone, then i don't remember why we stopped, but we did EvilPlutocrat: hmm... EvilPlutocrat: Sometimes the issue of faith can tear people up inside. EvilPlutocrat: We all have a kind of microcosm within us, where thoughts fight with each other. Dairyblues: yeah, and it shouldn't be like that //she was responding to "...the issue of faith..." //but it's funny, nonetheless Dairyblues: we just have to be the light EvilPlutocrat: the right light, too //the RIGHT light...this is critical...part of the //implant...right now it's too "personal" to tell her //about, though Dairyblues: exactly Dairyblues: so, where do you live now? EvilPlutocrat: Minnesota Dairyblues: so no where near luke EvilPlutocrat: eh...sort of near Dairyblues: is he still in menomonie? EvilPlutocrat: I believe so Dairyblues: k Dairyblues: then you're prolly around mid to southers MN? EvilPlutocrat: yep Dairyblues: i'm pretty smart //oh yes, I knew how smart you were from the moment //you started talking Dairyblues: i'm in like mid iowa EvilPlutocrat: I noticed //I'm responding to her saying how smart she is... //and waiting for her to drop that piece of cheese //out of her beak Dairyblues: lol EvilPlutocrat: hehe Dairyblues: luke was gonna spend spring break with us last year (2002) but it just didn't work out EvilPlutocrat: didn't get past the initial planning stage? Dairyblues: no, it got right up until the week before, and he backed out, i don't remember why... then jeff and brian came down (the week before spring break) and we were gonna go up there the next week, but my friend got pregnant a couple months before and was having really bad morning sickness, and it just all kinda fell apart //do YOU remember the reason? might be useful... EvilPlutocrat: "complications"...the word that sums things up Dairyblues: yeah, i guess it just wasn't meant to be Dairyblues: we got a hotel room in madison, so it'd kinda be close, but God had other plans, lol EvilPlutocrat: meant to be...fate is such an odd concept to me Dairyblues: but oh so true EvilPlutocrat: we have free will and a fate...I once thought of it as a contradiction, but really it's a complex paradox //a long pause after this one...I'm so brainy, she's //probably sitting in a puddle right now Dairyblues: they work nicely together Dairyblues: God always has a perfect plan EvilPlutocrat: indeed...so very grand Dairyblues: He is my sonshine, my only sonshine Dairyblues: by the way, i'm going to Sonshine, are you? EvilPlutocrat: People ask me "why would a perfect God create such an imperfect universe"? I ask them "why would a perfect God create a universe at all"? EvilPlutocrat: Sonshine? Is that a gathering of some type? I'm kind of shy and "out of it" Dairyblues: when He created it, it was perfect though Dairyblues: sorry, it a Christian music festival in Willmar EvilPlutocrat: I like to stump them with that one, though. Dairyblues: it's really something to think about EvilPlutocrat: Christian music festival. I'll have to look into it. //my Sister Miriam Godwindson quote fizzles out... //a little too sophisticated, perhaps? Dairyblues: www.sonshinefestival.com EvilPlutocrat: I'll occasionally remember things like "Do you agree with Dave?" but then forget about them later. Dairyblues: what? i'm confused EvilPlutocrat: lol..."Do you agree with Dave?" was an odd strategy to get people to come to a sermon. //Iowa state was faggoted up like a ten year old //girl's notebook after these Christian chuds //absolutely littered every square inch of ground //with these fucking posters and signs EvilPlutocrat: There were signs with only "Do you agree with Dave?", but no other explanation given. EvilPlutocrat: So people showed up, just a random crowd of people, and heard a guy named Dave talk about God and Jesus. Dairyblues: oh, that's really cool Dairyblues: i think i've heard of that, but maybe i'm just making it up, lol EvilPlutocrat: what's interesting is that people stayed. Even though they would have initially not gone...when they went without knowing what it was...they stayed. //it was a disaster, which is the real reason why //she didn't hear about it...normal people don't //have the patience for that crap anymore Dairyblues: good plan EvilPlutocrat: People who don't have faith...it's like a part of them is asleep, in a way. EvilPlutocrat: It takes something to wake it up. EvilPlutocrat: The right thing, I mean. Dairyblues: and sometimes they just wanna lay in bed Dairyblues: and put the covers over their head Dairyblues: cause they're comfortable there EvilPlutocrat: a sign of depression, that is :-( EvilPlutocrat: People who are sad tend to not want to wake up. Dairyblues: that's why we have such a big responsibility to be good examples EvilPlutocrat: I know. It's both a burden and a blessing. Dairyblues: yeah, but it keeps us up Dairyblues: and accountable Dairyblues: are you gonna check out sonshine? EvilPlutocrat: I'm looking at the website EvilPlutocrat: wow that's a lot of bands Dairyblues: and it's some of everything Dairyblues: no matter what kind of music you like, it will be there Dairyblues: i promise, lol EvilPlutocrat: I like a little of everything EvilPlutocrat: music of all kinds are ways in which the soul can communicate Dairyblues: from country, to acid rock, to r&b, to rap, to praise and worship... i mean EVERYTHING! Dairyblues: i totally agree Dairyblues: i love music //isn't it such a shame that I'm too shy to go to //a concert? EvilPlutocrat: art and music...thank God for those Dairyblues: thank you God! Dairyblues: heh Dairyblues: i did for you EvilPlutocrat: heh Dairyblues: you know what though, my mommy just got home from being out of town for work, and i need to go spend some time with her //she has to remind me that she, too, has a mommy... //we already have soooo much in common... EvilPlutocrat: ok, have fun EvilPlutocrat: it was nice talking to you Dairyblues: nice talking to you too Dairyblues: have a super de duper night EvilPlutocrat: heh ok EvilPlutocrat: you too Dairyblues: thanks, later gator //good byes are dragged out.... Dairyblues signed off at 6:19:35 PM. Dairyblues: howdy stranger //"stranger"...that gives me teh bonar EvilPlutocrat: heya EvilPlutocrat: what's up? Dairyblues: i'm in minnesota, just getting ready for the sonshine music fest //oh fuck! How could something so important have slipped my mind? Dairyblues: what ar eyou up to EvilPlutocrat: not much Dairyblues: that sounds like a lot of fun!!! //the cunt has the nerve to patronize me EvilPlutocrat: lol Dairyblues: i haven't talked to you forever EvilPlutocrat: yeah, you were gone for quite a while, or something Dairyblues: i went to europe //really? How were Albania, Slovenia, and Bosnia? Dairyblues: then things have just been really rough for me //excellent EvilPlutocrat: how so? Dairyblues: well, my bf left for tn\ EvilPlutocrat: tn? Dairyblues: tennessee a couple of days before i left for europe, and he called every night and things were great... //it was nice of him to humor you Dairyblues: then i left for europe, and when i got back, things were still great... Dairyblues: then one day, he just decided he needed some space, and told me he'd call when he was ready... Dairyblues: i haven't heard from him since //you are dumped. you have been flushed down the toilet and gratefully forgotten EvilPlutocrat: needed some space? :-\ EvilPlutocrat: I'm sorry to hear that. Dairyblues: yeah, it's not like we had a fight or anything... one minute he was telling me how much he missed me, and how he's so glad i'm home, and everything like that... then the next minute... he needs space??? i don't get it, and i've been really hurt and confused! //you're a lot more appealing when you're on the other side of the planet EvilPlutocrat: I don't know why people do that. Dairyblues: i don't either, but it makes me sad :-( EvilPlutocrat: people are so aimless and inconsistent these days, I can't figure out what's happening Dairyblues: you think you know someone... it makes you wonder if they really know themselves EvilPlutocrat: it sounds like he has been dishonest about something Dairyblues: well, he's dealing (not very well, obviously) with a lot right now Dairyblues: here's the deal... Dairyblues: he grew up with 3 best friends, eric, thomas, and chris- and he has 2 sisters, faith, and bethany (he's super close with faith)... //as was Lot with his two daughters Dairyblues: eric moved to virginia in may... faith is getting married on saturday and moving to tennessee, thomas is getting married to sandy (another good friend) in a couple of weeks and moving to florida, chris and bethany are moving to florida the end of august... Dairyblues: see what's going on here? //no. I have no fucking clue. Please explain. EvilPlutocrat: everyone he knows is moving away EvilPlutocrat: maybe he is pushing you away so he won't have to deal with you leaving him...? Dairyblues: see, either that, or he doesn't know how to handle things... or he's just to immature to be in a serious relationship or something... ah, boys confuse me! //as do most things, I would imagine Dairyblues: we've been together for 6 months too //6...whole...months...I can't imagine Dairyblues: i know it's not too long, but i'd think it would be long enough for him to know that he can come to me, and i'll always be here for him EvilPlutocrat: do you feel that he's taking that for granted? Dairyblues: well, not really, but i just don't know what to do... God's really been helping me, but sometimes it just hurts really bad EvilPlutocrat: how long has it been since you've talked to him? Dairyblues: ummm, well, it was the 26th of june the last time... and his bday was on the 28th and i didn't even get to spend it with him :-( EvilPlutocrat: It could be anything...he might be profoundly depressed, or not wanting a relationship...if you can't get a straight answer from him, there's not much that can be done...I'm not sure what to say. Dairyblues: you don't have to say anything... just listening to me gripe is enought! lol... thanks for being a great friend //suck my cock EvilPlutocrat: you are very welcome, though I wish I could be more of a help Dairyblues: :-) EvilPlutocrat: I used to suffer from depression, but I had a dream where God told me something. Dairyblues: what did he tell you? EvilPlutocrat: He was just a white circle, but somehow I sort of knew it was Him. He said "It is good." But in a way I can't describe. EvilPlutocrat: And then everything felt different... //it's so simple and stupid, but in a very cute way Dairyblues: i have meetings with my pastor to talk about stuff that's going on in my life... and he told me to read james 1:2 i think... it pretty much says, count everything as a good! //so when life throws its shit at you, you learn to love the taste of shit EvilPlutocrat: it's so simple, people seem too willing to dismiss it Dairyblues: well, i'd better be heading to bed, it's WAY past my bedtime Dairyblues: and i totally agree EvilPlutocrat: lol I'm feeling sleepy too Dairyblues: God is good, even when we can't see the big picture Dairyblues: :-) EvilPlutocrat: amen to that EvilPlutocrat: good night Dairyblues: well, have a great night! Dairyblues: bye hon Dairyblues: and thank you EvilPlutocrat: you're welcome Dairyblues: :-) bye EvilPlutocrat: good night Dairyblues: night //shut the fuck up already and leave me! The bitch interrupted me while I was jerking off to //creampie.com. This whole conversation gave me a rubbery one. Dairyblues: hey EvilPlutocrat: hi Dairyblues: what's up? EvilPlutocrat: not much, I was just surfing the net Dairyblues: oh, how fun!!! //yes, technology is great fun indeed when it relates to the mundane EvilPlutocrat: how are you? Dairyblues: i saw lots of sweet bands tonight //I can only imagine the horror EvilPlutocrat: that's cool Dairyblues: where do you live again? EvilPlutocrat: Oakdale Dairyblues: hmmm, and where is that? EvilPlutocrat: in Minnesota Dairyblues: well, i figured that, but where exactly? //2337 Hilo Ave. North //55128 //44n59, 92w58 //what the fuck do I have to say to shut her up? Dairyblues: anywhere close to willmar? EvilPlutocrat: I'm not sure EvilPlutocrat: it's near the Twin Cities EvilPlutocrat: I don't pay attention to directions, I just drive around until I run out of gas Dairyblues: lol, you're crazy //IM NOT FUCKING CRAZY YOU MUNGLAY EvilPlutocrat: yeah, I ended up in Minnetonka once, because I went the wrong way on 694, then it made a loop and brought me back home EvilPlutocrat: it only took me four hours Dairyblues: LOL Dairyblues: remind me to never take a road trip with you... unless i get off work for the next couple of days Dairyblues: ;-) //she has to wink to make sure I'm not horribly offended EvilPlutocrat: that's a good idea EvilPlutocrat: lol Dairyblues: guess what EvilPlutocrat: it's your birthday? Dairyblues: lol, no, but yesterday was my mom's! //wow! what a coincidence! if not for the Bible, you'd be calling your psychic friend every day Dairyblues: i'm wearing blue mascara... and looking pretty sexy, lol //I'm going to be limp for a week EvilPlutocrat: cool Dairyblues: it makes me feel good about myself... isn't that silly?! //yes...it's downright stupid, in fact EvilPlutocrat: if it makes you feel good about yourself, it's a good thing! Dairyblues: heh, or just lets me know how much of a dork i am Dairyblues: oh, i saw this guy today that looked a lot like luke, it was really weird EvilPlutocrat: at the concert? Dairyblues: yeah //I know that wasn't Luke, because he knows I would murder him if I found out he went to something like that EvilPlutocrat: weird... Dairyblues: i know... it's something that you should look into for like next year or something... i really think you would enjoy it EvilPlutocrat: it sounds fun EvilPlutocrat: im kind of shy though Dairyblues: that's ok... i'm shy too, lol //you mean you've been sparing me the brunt of yourself? Dairyblues: i just got a great email that i want to send you... what's your addy? EvilPlutocrat: Jack_Blank000@yahoo.com Dairyblues: are those zeros? //no, they're eights EvilPlutocrat: yep Dairyblues: k, i sent it Dairyblues: it's great //ok, I'll be sure to brace myself EvilPlutocrat: lol Dairyblues: did you read it? EvilPlutocrat: yeah //unfortunately Dairyblues: isn't that just the funniest? /* WARNING: GOUGE EYES OUT BEFORE PROCEEDING! Advertencia: ¡Escoplee con gubia sus ojos hacia fuera antes de proceder! Avertissement: Gougez vos yeux dehors avant la marche à suivre! Warnung: Meißeln Sie Ihre Augen aus, heraus bevor Sie fortfahren! HORRIBLE EMAIL BEGINS ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Note: this IS a forward, but I like it. I don't send that much spam, do I? Why God made IOWA Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of earth, "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large land mass and said, "What's that one?" "Ah," said God. "That's IOWA, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful lakes, rivers, sunsets and rolling hills. The people from IOWA are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance!" God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm putting around them in Minnesota, Illinois, Wisconsin, Missouri and Nebraska." Only someone who has grown up in IOWA would forward this e-mail. --------------------------------------------------------------------- IT IS NOW SAFE TO RESUME THINKING */ EvilPlutocrat: yeah, and there's some truth to it Dairyblues: oh stop, you know it's not true Dairyblues: i'm not THAT much superior to you guys //what a gross understatement EvilPlutocrat: lol Dairyblues: have you ever seen a pic of me? EvilPlutocrat: you didn't almost kill yourself with a micromachine EvilPlutocrat: no, I haven't Dairyblues: lol, did you swallow it? //more of her repressed sexuality coming to the ugly surface Dairyblues: i just found one online if you'd like to see it EvilPlutocrat: no, my friend performed the heimlich manuver EvilPlutocrat: cool Dairyblues: funny! //we're both laughing, but for very different reasons Dairyblues: go to http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/rascal8511 //fuck! I thought I could distract her and not have to look at her Dairyblues: are you there? EvilPlutocrat: yep Dairyblues: now click on like yahoo! P... Dairyblues: it's under the first thing that says order prints Dairyblues: are you there? //please hold my hand, technology frightens me EvilPlutocrat: yep EvilPlutocrat: you're in picture 13, right? Dairyblues: yeah EvilPlutocrat: cool Dairyblues: how did you know? EvilPlutocrat: that's the only picture with a girl in it Dairyblues: that's my brother on the right of me Dairyblues: oh, lol, i'm a dork! //... Dairyblues: the one with the black hat is my bro! Dairyblues: you can make it bigger by clicking on it Dairyblues: (if you hadn't figured that out) //she thinks I'm staring at a fucking thumbnail Dairyblues: it's kinda bad... cause we had just gotten off of a water ride... but anyways EvilPlutocrat: it looks like you're having fun Dairyblues: we were at six flags in houston Dairyblues: we were at the national robotics competition //bullshit Dairyblues: those are our friends, heh Dairyblues: i got sunburned today EvilPlutocrat: I hate it when that happens Dairyblues: even though it's cold up here //wow...it's cold, and yet the sun continues to exist...hmmm... Dairyblues: your weather stinks!!! EvilPlutocrat: yeah Dairyblues: i came from like 90 degree weather... to this... ahhhh! Dairyblues: so i only got burned on my face... cause i had my sweatshirt on all day, lol //in 70 degree weather... Dairyblues: you know what though, i'm super tired, and have to get up early to go hang out and watch bands... so i'm gonna let you go... ok? EvilPlutocrat: ok EvilPlutocrat: I'm feeling a bit tired myself, heh Dairyblues: sorry if i'm talking a lot and getting annoying, lol //oh don't you worry sweet heart, my expectations of you are so very low Dairyblues: well then, we'll go to sleep together //uh oh! this reminds me of that situation they talked about in Bible Camp //I better chop off my dick to make sure I don't interpret that the wrong way EvilPlutocrat: you're not annoying Dairyblues: :-D EvilPlutocrat: :-) EvilPlutocrat: good night Dairyblues: lol, ok, well, thank you... my brother thinks that i am Dairyblues: sweet dreams Dairyblues: and goodnight