Cliff is an ugly little kid that doesn't know shit from chocolate. If something doesn't go his way, expect him to get angry and attack the first thing(s) that moves.

Why is he stupid, ugly, and violent you ask? Simply because there has been disciplined less times then army ants intentionally let their prey escape with their lives. In fact, when he does do wrong, he is rewarded with gifts and is privileged to stay with his grandmother instead of home. That is why he is violent.

Many times he claims to be too sick to attend school and if anyone argues he gets violent so he is allowed to stay home. That is why he is stupid.

As far as ugly goes, nobody has figured out how or why he got so ugly. Most believe it was aliens but others have their own theories. We may never know why he is so ugly.

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