Who are we? You sure you want to know? Our story is not for the faint of heart. we are...THE BUTTERSCOTCH SUICIDES! we are famous. grab your autograph dogs. pick up your homemade t-shirts over there. Look at that over yonder! HAHA made you look. Ha. Ha. Over the years, we picked up quite a collection of idols. Idols such as Justin Timberlake, David Banner, Mumbles the Penguin, , every living whale, Little Miss Sunshine, Barbie.com, SPIDERMAN, the man who created iPod, and many other poor excuses for a waste of matter.
MINI SECTION OF INSULTS TO MAKE PEOPLE CRY WITH
Your toe is slanted
You look like a ghoulish ghost
You make me think of whipped cream in a dumpster
You are so not funny. you are so not funny that it makes me want to stare at the wall instead of your face