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Teen Titans Quotes



~*~Teen Titans~*~

Punk Rocket: How's that for a number one hit?

Cyborg: I don't think I could take another hit.

Starfire: Why does the Punk Rocket wish to hurt people with his music? Music is a glorious expression that is supposed to make one feel happy!

Raven: You obviously haven't heard any of my music.

Starfire: Would you like another slice of pizza,Robin?

Beast Boy: Thanks, Robin. Do you want another slice Robin?

Cyborg: Don't mind if I do!! (Eats the whole pizza) Raven:You know what Robins?This mask actually makes me look... (Blushes) cool.

Starfire: (Dressed as Robin, talking to her puppet) Hello, Starfire. Your hair looks especially shiny today.

Starfire: (As the puppet) Why, thank you, Robin. I used shampoo and lathered, rinsed and repeated.

Starfire: Robin calling Robin!

Beast Boy: I'm here, report!

Starfire: Not you, the other Robin!

Raven: This party, is pointless.

Guy: Everything's pointless, wanna go talk about it?

Partygoer:Hey,hot alien girl!You digging the scene? Starfire: I did not know we were supposed to bring shovels.

Beast Boy: (About Blackfire) She thinks I am funny.

Raven: Well, statisticly speaking, somebody has to. (Beast Boy glares at Raven)

Beast Boy: See? Told you we'd win you something!

Raven: A giant chicken,I must be the luckiest girl in the world.

Starfire: I think we should order a large pizza with pickles, bananas, and mint frosting. Robin: Uh, Starfire? Not everything is a pizza topping. Robin, Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven: (Twitch) Starfire: (Blushes)

Cyborg: How could you lose the remote? Beast Boy: What makes you so sure I lost it? Cyborg: 'Cause you're you. Beast Boy: Look, just because I lost that video game... Cyborg: And the toothpaste, and my football, and the waffle iron...

Cyborg: Man, how am I supposed to work the TV without the remote? Raven: Simple. You just get up and change the channel. Cyborg: Don't even joke about that. Raven: I wasn't joking. Cyborg: Good! 'Cause it wasn't funny!

Cyborg: Aw, MAN! I CANT BELIVE IT! THEY CLEAN THE WHOLE PLACE AND I STILL CAN'T FIND THE REMO - (Robin finds the remote on the coffee table) Cyborg: Oh.

Raven: We have to control our emotions. Cyborg: Or what?! We'll stop you from meditating?!

Robin: Loser. Cyborg: Jerk. Both: WHAT'D YOU SAY!? (They grow big and Beast Boy, Raven, Starfire turn into babies) Robin: You have a problem tin man! Cyborg: Yeah! It's four feet tall and smells like cheap hair gel! Robin: Well, your an over sized clutz and your feet smell like motor oil! Cyborg: Your bossy, your rude, you have no taste in music! Robin: I dont even know why your on this team! Cyborg: That makes two of us! I QUIT! (walks away)

(Beast Boy attempts to call Cyborg on the phone and gets an answering machine.) Beast Boy: Come on, Cy, pick up! I know you're there, the phone's built into your arm!

Beast Boy: (To Cyborg and Robin) If you guys are gonna to fight, give us some time to sell tickets!

Robin: Star! Let him have it! (Starfire blows a hole clean through Plasmus' torso.) Starfire: (Gasp!) Did I let him have too much? Beast Boy: I'm thinkin' not enough.

(Beast Boy as a dinosaur hits Raven) Beast Boy: Hey, watch out for flying dinosaurs (Raven glares) Okay, I'm gonna leave you alone now

Starfire: (Holding the yucky pudding of sadness) Try, it will calm your troubled mind. Raven: My mind is not troubled. My mind is never troubled. People come, people go. It's pointless to worry about Cyborg. (Screens crack) Raven: ...what?

Starfire: On my planet we have names for wrong-doers like you. You're a CLORBAG VARBLERNELK!! Beast Boy: I'm a what-bag?? Cyborg: You heard the lady. Raven: You are SUCH a clorbag.

Starfire: This tangy, yellow liquid is truly delightful! Robin: Uh, Starfire... ? Cyborg That's mustard... Starfire: Is there any more? (Robin & Cyborg stare at her weirdly)

(Beast Boy and Cyborg are in Raven's happy place in her mind.) Beast Boy: I think this might be where air fresheners are from. Pink Raven: (Laughes) Good one! Cyborg: You're laughing.... ? Beast Boy: At one of MY jokes? Pink Raven: Sure! I always though you were funny, B.B. But hey, looks aren't everything! (Walks away laughing.) (Beast Boy and Cyborg stare at each other weirdly)

(Beast Boy is standing outside Raven's room, reluctant to go in and apoligize to her. He knocks once and very quietly) Beast Boy: Oh, well. Nobody's home. (Starts walking away whistling, and runs into Cyborg.) Cyborg: You might want to knock a little louder. (Cyborg bangs on Raven's door, causing it to fall down.) Beast Boy: Now we both have to apoligize.

Beast Boy: Raven? How did-? Where are-? What just-? (Notices her attire) Why are you wearing pink?' Pink Raven: (Laughs) 'Cause ... it's my favorite color! Beast Boy: It is? Cyborg: Look, I'd love to talk fashion, but would you know a way out of here? Pink Raven: The forbidden door. It's the only way out. But you don't wanna go there... not yet. Beast Boy and Cyborg: (Short pause) Uh.. yeah we do. Pink Raven: Kay, but don't say I didn't warn you. (Runs off making airplane noises) Cyborg: Have you ever seen her this happy? Beast Boy: Dude, I didn't know Raven could DO happy...

Starfire: (as Raven) I will try to calm down! Peace... Quiet... Tranquility... (Suddenly, a car flips over and a firehydrent starts bursting water) Raven: (as Starfire) We are SO doomed.

Raven: (As Starfire) How can you stand having this much hair?

Starfire: (As Raven) What if they find us? What if our friends are doomed? What if I am stuck looking like this forever?! Raven: (As Starfire) We'll fix it. I don't know how, but we will rescue the boys, and we will get our bodies back. (Slightly offended) What's wrong with the way I look? Starfire: (As Raven) Nothing!

(Cyborg turns off Beast Boy's microphone)

Beast Boy: (Makes chomping noises) Hey! What's this, is this thing on? Hey, Cut it out!

Cyborg: (Puts microphone back on) Goodness me, I seemed to have accidentally switched off Beast Boy's microphone!

Raven: Could you go ahead accidentally and leave it off?

Cyborg: I've adjusted my ocular implant to scan at multipule sub - harmonics in the Eumspectrome.

Beast Boy: (Confused) Okay - Do you come with subtitles?

Cyborg: My eye should spot him even if he's invisible.

Robin: I had no idea Red X would pose such a threat, I shoud've been there.

Beast Boy: You bet you should've been there, look what he did to my doo! I'm looking at two months of bad hair days!

Raven: (Big X across her mouth) MM mmmm mmm MMMMM!

Beast Boy: I don't know Raven, that's kind of a good look for you.

Cyborg: (Getting ready to take off the X) Hold still.

(Beast Boy and Starfire both shriek loudly)

Raven: (Holds in pain) Oww. Even if you had been there it wouldn't have made any difference.

Cyborg: The dude knew how to bring each of us down, I guarantee he had a gadget with your name on it.

Starfire: Agreed. you need not feel guilt-We are undamaged.

Beast Boy: (Pointing to his hair) HELLO!?

Starfire: Mostly undamaged-And we are all eager to learn what you have dicovered about Slade.

Raven: I can't believe I'm saying this, but Beast Boy is right.

Robin: You wanna yell at me to? Everyone else has, and I can't blame them...

Starfire: I do not wish to yell, merely to understand... Robin, why did you not tell us the truth?

Robin: I needed to fool Slade. If you guys knew it was me under that mask, you guys would have held back. Doesn't matter anyway, Slade figured it out, and I haven't figured anything out about him

Starfire: That is not true, whoever Slade is, you two....are similar. he did not trust you, and you did not trust us.

(Leaves)

Starfire: How many okarins does it take to hoagie a morphlark? Finbar! (Beast Boy's still drooling) Um... boogers?

Beast Boy: Hahahahaha! Boogers! (Realizes he was hypnotized again) Ah, man!

Beast Boy: There's no way that demented doctor is ever going to hypnotize me again!

(A hypnotic screen comes out of the walls and hypnotizes Beast Boy)

Starfire: (Puts down a hypnotized Beast Boy) I have tried every joke I know, made every bodily noise, and even used the word 'underpants' but Beast Boy will not wake up! I fear his brain is lost forever!

Raven: Beast boy had a brain?

Beast Boy: (Wakes up and laughs) Ha ha!! Good one!! (Stops, glares) HEY! Wait a sec! I do TOO have a brain!!! I just don't use it much....

Starfire: Wonderful! Now we need only to locate an exit.

Cyborg: Or just keep blastin' till we make one!

Robin: (Calming them down) Easy. The last thing I smashed tried to smash me back. I'm sure this whole place is boobey-trapped.

Beast Boy: Then how are we suposed to get out?

Raven We're not. Don't you get it? Mad Mod's just gonna keep messing with us until-

Robin: We mess with him! That cane of his controls every thing in here. We take the cane...

Cyborg: We take control...

Beast Boy: And we take him down. Oh I'll find him! That domentic doofus is never hypnotizing me again!

Starfire: Ah-choo! (As she sneezes she accidentally releases a starbolt at the others)

(Robin, Cyborg, Beast Boy and Raven stand there dazed and smoking)

Raven: Gesundheit.

Starfire: (Sniff) Forgive me, I'm allergic to metallic chromium. There must be a source near... AH-CHOO! (Sets of an explosion as the other Titans get out of the way)

Starfire: (Sniff) Sorry.

Slade: (On telecomunticator) Greetings, Titans. I hope I haven't awaken you.

Beast Boy: (Yawns) What are you, an insomniac? Who calls at 5 in the (Gets elbowed by Raven) Oww!

Raven: Um...I know this isn't my style, but we just kicked Slade's butt. Shouldn't we...celebrate or something?

(Robin and Cyborg stare)

Beast Boy: Yeah!

Cyborg: All-you-can-eat...

Beast Boy: Free-form...

Cyborg & Beast Boy: BREAKFAST EXPLOSION!

Raven: Sorry I asked.

(Cyborg and Beast Boy carry Raven away)

Beast Boy: Okay (Is shown pacing across the room in a Sherlock Holmes outfit) The way I see it, there are only 2 logical explanations. 1. Robin's been replaced with a killer robot. 2. Robin suffering under zombie mind control!

Raven: (Sarcastically) As logical as those may be... if something was controlling Robin's mind, I would have sensed it.

Raven: This isn't exactly my style but... we just kicked Slade's butt... shouldn't we be celebrating? (Robin and Cyborg look at her like she's crazy, Beast Boy jumps on Cyborg's head)

Beast Boy: An all you can eat....

Cyborg: One of a kind....

Together: BREAKFAST EXPLOSION!!!

Raven: Sorry I asked. (Gets dragged into kitchen)

Robin: (In Beast Boy's zombie hypnotism illustration) Good lord!

Cyborg: I said pull OVER!!!

Gizmo: Let me go, you fart-smelling hairball! (Farts)

Raven: Okay, making it REALLY hard to concentrate.

Cyborg: Drumroll, please. ,p> (Beast Boy turns into a lemur and starts banging his belly)

Cyborg: Ladies and gentlemen and whatever the heck Beast Boy is.

Beast Boy: (Changes back) Dude, do you want our drumroll or not?

Sammy: Dude! That is phat!

Cash: Sweet ride... she yours?

Cyborg: (Proudly) Built her with my own two hands using the finest parts and cutting-edge techno- (Raven grabs him by the ear and drags him away)

Raven: Boys...

SEASON TWO

Raven: Robin? Could the music be any louder? I can still hear myself think.

Older Beast Boy: (Looks at Nightwing's long hair) Dude, that is SO not fair.

Starfire: In my world, Rekmas means "The Drifting," the point in which close friends begin to drift apart... and their friendship begins to die...

Robin: We're not going to drift apart, Star. I promise. We'll all be friends forever.

Starfire: Forever?

Robin: (To Cyborg and Beast Boy) KNOCK IT OFF! I can't work with you two acting like idiots!

Raven: Good job, Robin. More yelling will definitely stop ALL the yelling.

Older Beast Boy: (Looks at Warp crying (a baby) Okay, I am NOT changing any diapers.

Cyborg: HAPPY BLORTHOG!

Beast Boy I thought it was Blort-hog.

Raven: (Getting blown by Cyborg's shouting) I feel like a wind chime.

Starfire: What is that smell?

Cyborg: Dog boy mistook me for a fire hydrant.

Robin: We need a plan.

Cyborg: Or maybe we just need some bait.

(All look at Raven)

Raven: (Realizes everyone's looking at her) What?

Cyborg: Boo-ya! New course record! Ha, ha!

Raven: Well, yeah, you're the first one to do the course.

Starfire: Where did you come from, how did you get here, what is your favorite color, and would you like to be my new friend?

Terra: Earth, walked, red, uh, sure?

Starfire: (Squeezing her) Hello new friend!

Terra: How's it goin'?

Starfire: Your Atlas is nothing but a Zolworg Tubeck Plixing Zarbmarker!

Beast Boy: Yeah, what she said!

Beast Boy: Taadaa

Beast Boy: Your supposed to laugh, what do I have to do make it fly out my ...

Raven: Let me Try

Raven: Sooo... do we get bathroom breaks?

Starfire: (Singing) AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Cyborg: (Yelling) AAAH!!! STARFIRE CUT IT OUT!!!

Robin: The remote is still here.

Cyborg: Maybe he had an extra, I mean, we have nine.

Beast Boy: Is it over?

Starfire: I dare not open my eyes to find out.

Cyborg: Now I'm really sick to my stomach.

Robin: I've fought psychotic villians, robot commandoes and giant oozing monsters but that was the scariest thing I've EVER seen.

(Cyborg, Raven, and Star are going into the basement)

Starfire: Well, it appears they are not here, so why do we not leave...

Cyborg: No; we're not leaving till we get to the bottom of this.

Starfire: You mean this unpleasant room is not the bottom?

Starfire: Eeek! Someone's claws are on my grebnax!

Beast Boy: Heh.. My bad..

Killer Moth: Unless you want your city reduced to a moth eaten waste land, you will do exactly as I say.

Robin: What do you want?

Killer Moth: My demands are simple, the city will declare me as ruler, the teen titans will surrender and Robin... Will take this lovely young lady to her junior prom.

Kitten: Hi Robbie-poo.

Robin: Um.. What was that last part again?

Starfire: Robin, who is the girl? And why is she calling you poo?

Cyborg (Walks in Killer Moth's Lab): We fount him

Beast Boy: A B C D E F G... H I J K... (potted tree comes into view) L M N O... PEE!!!!

Raven: Its a zit... deal with it.

Starfire: So I am... normal? Oh thank you Raven! Now I shall no longer be embarrased or ashamed or...

(Robin enters room)

Starfire: (slams hat on head) EEEEEE!!!

Raven: Just so you know, that's not exactly dealing with it.

(After aven sees a vision of Terra and Slade)

Raven: Are you sure it's safe to have her around?

Robin: Not enitrly but everyone deserves a second chance.

(Beast Boy hits vollyball stright towrds Ravens head)

Beast Boy:Raven! Heads up!

(the ball stops two inches from her head and flys back knocking him over)

Robin: Are you sure you don'y wanna pley Raven?

Cyborg: Yeah, I'll play with one arm behind my back!

Raven: No I need to medatate.

Beast Boy: Okay. (Ball flies towards Raven again) Raven head up again! (Raven moves out of the way and ball flys off the roof)

All: Oh no!!!

Beast Boy: I'll get it...

(Ball flies back up Terra floats into veiw standing on a big rock) Terra: So whose team am I on?

Terra: (Referring to Raven) Are you going to give me that look every time there's an earthquake?

Raven: (To Terra) Next time I tell you something's to dangerous, TAKE MY WORD FOR IT!!!

Robin: All right, the rock around here is very unstable... Raven, Terra, try to take things--

(he notices that Raven and Terra have already blasted a tunnel about fifty feet and are already vanishing from sight)

--slowly.

Terra: (About Raven) Umm...why does she hate me?

Beast Boy: Uhh.. she kinda hates everybody. It'll be fine, Raven just needs time to get used to you. I think she's still getting used to me.

Terra: If I'm gonna be a part of this team, we HAVE to get along.

Raven: You're not part of this team; not yet! And if you endanger my friends again, you never will be. The next time I tell you something's too dangerous - TAKE MY WORD FOR IT!

Master of games: Welcome to the tournament of Heroines!

Starfire: Uhhh.. Raven?

Raven: Yeah?

Starfire: I don't like the look of this.... (End episode)

Beast Boy: (To Terra) We've got to get back to the tower!

Terra: Beast Boy, I'm not going back.

Beast Boy: Huh? Why not?

Slade: Because she's not your friend, she's my apprentice.

Cyborg: (After giving Terra the last piece of pizza) How does it feel?

Terra: Good... and kinda greasy.

Raven: (Watching a group of flowers walk past her, after Larry has broken reality) This cant be good.

Cyborg: (After reality is broken) Why does the entire world look like it belongs on my grandma's fridge?

Terra: My name is Terra and I have done horrible things. I have sworn to serve a dark master. I have obeyed his every command and commited crimes in his name. I have betrayed and attacked everyone who used to be my friend. One-by-one I have destroyed the Teen Titans. And with no one left to stop me I have brought an entire city to its knees. My name is Terra. I have done horrible things...and I have absolutly no regrets...

Terra: Better be careful, Raven. Beast Boy told me all about your little temper tantrums.

Raven: Anger is pointless. My emotions are in control.

Terra: Naagh, naagh, naagh, anger is pointless. And you're calling ME a liar?

(Terra Throws Cyborg and Robin into air)

Office Man: And so I said, it's not like the sky if falling

(Cyborg crashes through the roof and lands on the man's desk)

Beast Boy: Why are ducks so funny? Cause' they're always "quacking" jokes!

Raven: Pull over. I think I'm gonna be sick.

Starfire: Oh I see. It is humorous because ducks lack the large brain necessary for the telling of jokes.

Robin: Actually Starfire, it just wasn't humorous.

Beast Boy: Huh?

Raven: Because Beast Boy lacks the large brain necessary for telling jokes.

Raven: Terra.

Terra: Raven.

Raven: Traitor.

Terra: Witch.

Beast Boy: Come on Raven, you know I'm hilarious. I'm not gonna give up till you smile. Ok, Why did the aardvark cross the road?

Raven: To beat up the idiot tellig jokes about him.

Cyborg, Robin, Starfire: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

Cyborg: Now THAT was funny.

Starfire: Tell me, an aardvark is a form of duck? (Everyone sighs)

Beast Boy: Her name was Terra. She was gifted with tremendous power, and cursed with it as well. She was a dangerous enemy, and a good friend. And she was one of the bravest people I have ever known.

Terra: (About the Titans) Slade, help! I can't beat them alone!

Slade: Dear child, you are never alone.

(Overload, Cinderblock and Plasmus suddenly burst out of the ground and merge together)

Cyborg: And I thought they were ugly before..

Beast Boy: (To Terra) You CHOSE to go to Slade, you CHOSE to betray us, and now you're choosing to give him control. Slade isn't doing this, Terra, YOU ARE!!!

Beast Boy: How do ya get this thing to fight? Oh

(selects attack mode on fake Cyborg controller)

Fake Cyborg: Teen Titans Go! (Runs into wall)

Raven: Something doesn't seem right here.

Beast Boy: Tell me about it, I can't figure out how to make this thing burp.

Robin, Raven, Starfire: (Angry faces)

Beast Boy: What? I'm just trying to make him more realistic!

Fake Cyborg: BOOYA!!! (Head pops up)

Beast Boy: Do I hear an undercover mission coming on, 'cause I'm a master of disguise! (Turns into multiple animals)

Raven: Yeah, a green mongoose is gonna blend right in.

Cyborg: (To Robin via intercom) I've been really busy. I've been learning their combat techniques, weapons, armor, and we had a dance...

Robin: A DANCE? Cyborg, you're there to find out what the H.I.V.E. is planning, not learn to tango!

Robin: Who are you?

Red X: If I wanted you to know that, would I be wearing a mask? (Knocks Robin unconcious)

Robin: He's looking for zinothium, the feul that powers the suit.

Cyborg: What?

Starfire: (Gasps)

Raven: No!

Beast Boy: Aw, man! I never understand anything.

Beast Boy: But he could be a robot! (To Cyborg) Check him for batteries. Cyborg: (Puts glove on his hand)

Robin: NO!! it's really me! I swear!!

(Starfire pokes Robin in the arm)

Robin: Ow! (Grabs her hand) Star, that hurts.

Starfire: Then you are not a hologram?

Robin: No.

(Looks at him questionably and starts to continually poke him)

Starfire: The last time we fought the Red X you were him and you were not really there.

Robin: Ahhh! Starfire! Cut it out!!

Starfire: He is not a hologram!

Cyborg: (After Beast Boy turns into an alien animal) Dude, how'd you know you could do that?

Beast Boy: Lucky guess.

Robin: You're getting MARRIED?!

Raven: Anyone we know?

Starfire: I... do not know who is to be my groom yet.

Robin: You're getting MARRIED?! To someone you don't KNOW?!

Starfire: Yes, and I am happy to be seeing Tamaran again.

Robin: (Pressed outside Starfire's window, in the airless vacuum of space) But you're getting MARRIED?! (Realizes he can't breathe,coughs, chokes, faces turns blue)

Galifore: (Speaks in Tamaranean)

Starfire: (Speaks in Tamaranean, then Galefore gives a yell and leans toward her)

Robin: Titans! (They prepare to fight)

Starfire: (As Galifore tickles her) HAHAHAHAHA!

Cyborg: (To Robin) Um, unless they tickle people to death here, I think you can chill.

Cyborg: OOOH!! You know what would be good? Let's all go out for WAFFLES! RAVEN!! You like WAFFLES, DON'TCHA?

Raven: (Dryly) More than life itself.

Robin: We need to stop him before he hurts himself...or somebody else.

Raven: Or an innocent street sign...

(Cyborg devours a poor defenseless street sign)

Raven: (In Robin's mind, then pushed out, and gasps at what she saw) SLADE!!

Raven: I'm not creepy...I'm just different

Beast Boy: You're not creepy

Raven: Don't lie

Beast Boy: All right, you're SUPER creepy

Beast Boy: (Knocks on Raven's door) Raven? It's me. Look, I'm sorry?

Raven: For what? You're not the one who.

Beast Boy No, I'm sorry that...he broke your heart.

[Aww he cares for Raven!! Ain't that sooo sweet! Everyone who is a big fan of Raven and Beast Boy...maybe both...knows that they have something for each other. For example, when Terra came around Raven got jelous because of her. Beast Boy kinda got jelous but he was really wanting to know who she was talking to. Now we are just waiting for a time when he gets jelous REALLY over her....but you know we have to waite!!]

Beast Boy: Oh, Raven, come on! Why can't you just have fun like normal people? Why are you always locked in your dark room reading your nasty old books? Why do you have to be so creepy?

Raven: (Hurt) I'm not creepy, I'm just different. And I wish there was just someone around here who understood that. Someone I could talk to. Someone just like me.

[HELLO BEAST BOY THERE WAS YOUR CHANCE TO TALK TO HER!!!]

Starfire: (Has used barettes to come up with the weirdest hairdo imaginable) I have journeyed to the mall of shopping and discovered the joy of earthly hair ornaments. Do you wish to -

Raven: No. (Slams door, a barette pops out of Starfire's hair)

Raven: (About Malchior) I know he lied, but he was the only person that didn't think I was... creepy. And don't try and tell me I'm not.

Beast Boy: Okay, you're way creepy, but that doesn't mean you have to stay locked in you room. You think your alone, Raven, but you're not.

[He is telling the truth, you are never alone. People are always there. It took my friends 2 years to tell me that. I was always depressed]

(Mad Mod's pants fall down)

Raven: OK... Something I didn't really want to see...

Beast Boy: Now I know how George Washington felt after Napolean beat him at Pearl Harbor.

[I told my history teacher (MR CARNEY!! UR THA BOMB!!) about this and i got to make a poster on it. It rulled. He said he was a fan of the older Teen Titans DC comics. How kool is that!?!?]

Raven: Could you please stop talking like that?

Beast Boy: (British accent) You're just jealous because I sound like a rock star.

Cyborg: City Hall. We should be able to hide here. 'till Mad Mod's tanks come to tear it down.

Raven: Woah. That was actually more depressing than what I was going to say.

Beast Boy: See, it all started in 1492 with King George, or was it King Rupert? Anyway, the British were taxing the colonists' tea and they were like, no! We're sick of your tea and crummy English muffins. So, they decided Revolution!

[For some reason my history teacher didn't like this one....]

Beast Boy: (With a british accent) Smashing, love! Jolly good laugh... (He looks at the city skyline to see that it has been "Britainized", and screams) Oh dear... I'm a Tommy, a limey, a Brit!

Cyborg: Yo, Brit Boy, we could use a hand!

Beast Boy: Right then, have at you!

(post note this next quote starts another episode. But if you remember it forget about the note then)

Beast Boy: Hello? (Points to tongue)

Raven: I'd rather just stay here and drown.

Raven: Two words... Breath mints.

(A fish is biting on Beast Boy's butt)

Beast Boy: OWWWWWW!! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!!!

Aqualad: Hold still. (Takes the fish off)

Beast Boy: Oww.. my booty, I'll never sit on you again.

Cyborg: And Blood couldn't brainwash you because...?

Bumblebee: There's not a man alive that can tell me what to do.

[GO GIRL!!! YOU SAID IT!!!]

Bumblebee: (To Cyborg) Relax. I only read the sonic cannon stuff. And a few memory files about the big crush you had on Jinx.

[Cy, u r one krazy dude.....*runs to puke* lol Jinx is pretty I have to admit to that tho' her cand Cy do make a cute couple]

Raven: He didn't hurt me, he saved me.

Starfire: From what?

Thanks to my stupid ex boyfriend for these.

Adonis: You think you can out-muscle Adonis? Bring it on

Beast Boy: Dude, it is totally wronged,wrong.

Raven: Ooohh, bad grammer. That ought to scare him.

Adonis: You think you can out-muscle Adonis? Bring it on

Beast Boy: Dude, it is totally brunged, bringed.

Raven: Ooohh, bad grammer. That ought to scare him.

[Dear lord, he is a strange ex boyfriend. I would put the right one up but I can't remember which one it was]

Beast Boy: Hmm, maybe you should call me Beast-man from now on.

Raven: We're having a moment here, don't ruin it.

Beast Boy: Beast-Dude?

[Aww the Raven BB moments; from what you can tell I am a big fan of the Raven/BB realtionship, bad thing is, i like to read Raven/Robin fanfics]

(Like the post note above, new episode, follow the rest as follows. sorry not all quotes have this on them. Some are confusing so that's why I put this up...for your help)

Beast Boy: He wasn't mutating! He was molting.

Raven: Fascinating... Can we go home now? I need a shower in the worst way.

Starfire: It is glorb glorp, the Tameranian festival of destroying drapery. Stupid curtains!! (She blasts a hole in the window with her eye beams)

Johnny: Ugh. I got eaten.

Raven: So... nasty.

Raven: So, you and the curtains got in some sort of arguement?

Starfire: Yes, today is glorb glorb, the Tamaranian festival of berating drapery. STUPID CURTAINS!!! (Blasts curtains with starbolt)

Raven: Aliens.

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